Does anyone else’s bearded dragon poop when you pet it?

seen from Brazil

seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia

seen from Spain

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States

seen from Argentina
seen from India

seen from Poland
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from India

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States
Does anyone else’s bearded dragon poop when you pet it?
Why does this make sense?
Introverts: yeee!
Extroverts: REEEEEEEE!!!
Me: * Joins college roommate page *
Everyone on that page: *Cool, interesting, beautiful, outgoing, unique, smart*
Me: *leaves page* I’ll just live in a box this semester..