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[unicorn-wrath]

[willsmole]

Dick (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

[bdgonhldy]

"absolute thotsferatu"

(meme text @cryoverkiltmilk)

thot mess Cass?

🙌🤌🫶

[threeboy]

Santa's outfit started out white and years of combat has stained it red with the blood of his enemies.

[mouthtapedguy]

Every bilingual person has a secret personality that only exists in their other language

[cecilthefreak]

i’m not ‘in my villain era’ i’m just a little cranky and i own a black hoodie.

[littlemisinterpreted]

it's always "why are you crying?" and never "I crumble completely when you cry"

[anotherpjofan]

The fact that Andrew Tate was arrested cause he couldn't handle losing to a teen girl is the funniest shit of 2022