#intp&infj

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How to say no without saying no

INFJ: ESFP has told me to go dinner with him

INTP: And you rejected it?

INFJ: No

INFJ: I said that it depens on my money

INTP: And...You have money, isn't it?

INFJ: Yes

INFJ: But... Idk

INFJ: I said it depens on my money, but actually it depens on my mood

INFJ: If that day I want to go out, I will

INFJ: But if I just not want to, I will say that I don't have money

INTP: #introvertedhack

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Don't tell an INTP that you're bored

INFJ: INTP

INFJ: I’m so bored right now

INTP: *send a lot of pdf of time paradoxes and quantum physic*

INTP: Have fun

INFJ: *reads all that* *have an existential crisis*

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Free Time

Teacher: I will give you free time for prepare your de exams

INFJ: *passes all notes, make three active studies and when ends makes a complete chapter of the history is writting*

INTP: *Puts in tumblr, search memes, laugh* *Puts on in twitter, repeat*

*the hour ends*

INFJ: What have you do?

INTP: *shows the memes and laugh for second time* And you?

INFJ: *show all their work* A few things

INTP: Dam it, I feel so usless right now

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I just feel sorry for being myself

*INFJ telling their bad day to INTP*

INTP: I don't know what to say to comfort you

INFJ: Doesn't matter...

INTP: Yeah, it matters

INFJ: I'm sorry

INTP: And...Why are you apologizing now?

INFJ: I always tell you my trash

INFJ: I don't whant to do it

INFJ: And when I do it, I feel that i'm being heavy

INFJ: Also I know you don't like heavy people

INFJ: So I feel sorry for that

INFJ: And I know too that you don't like that I apologize for that

INFJ: I'm sorry for apologizing so much

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My best friend INTP and I

INFJ: Hey! ¿What are the homework for tomorrow?

INTP: *tells about 3 exams and 40 exercises*

INFJ: Ah...Eh...Okay...I have another question.

INTP: Tell me

INFJ: Do you think a human dies if it is thrown from a third floor?

INTP:...First of all, you are not human.

INFJ: I know, it's just an innocent question.

INTP: Who do you want to throw out the window?

INFJ: It matter? God...You aren't helping me... I'll search it in google.

INTP: That's the first thing you should have done.

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And this, every single year

INFJ: How are you doing?

INTP: Bad, very bad, terrible, awful, horrible

INFJ: What? Something has happened? Are you okay?

INTP: NO! I'm not okay!

INFJ: But...What happen?

INTP: On February 5 I will turn 18 years old...You undestand that?!

INFJ: Yeah...But there's a month left for that...

INTP: ONLY A MONTH?!

*INFJ sighs*

INTP: Oh my gosh, There's only a month left I turn adult! I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ADULT! I WANT TO BE A KID FOREVER!

INFJ: Whatever...There's nothing you desire for your birthday?

INTP: Yes! I want to have twelve again.

INFJ: I refer to...

INTP: If you can't give me that, I don't whant nothing. Are you listening to me INFJ? N-O-T-H-I-N-G Don't buy me nothing.

INFJ: It's been clear the first time you said it

INTP: I know you

INFJ: Then don't complain

INTP: I can't with you

INFJ: I can't either with you when there's only one week left for your birthday.

INTP: Don't remindme that!

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After all, I was not ready

INFJ: Hey INTP!

INTP: What's up?

INFJ: Can you tell me good books to read?

*There's a suspicios bright in INTP eyes*

INTP: Are you sure that you're ready for this conversation?

*INTP scary smiles*

INFJ: Yeah...I...I think so

INTP: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, brace yourself INFJ, here it comes