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Just an INFJ with introverts friends. Sorry in advance for the mistakes, english is not my first idiom.

[mimi-michis]

Sometimes I would like to know people that want to help someone that's sad with the same energy that I put into help others when are sad

[mimi-michis]

INFJ: Ok... So... When does a joke became a 'dad joke'?

INTP (with no hesitation): When it becomes apparent

[thesavageprincessofdarkness]

“I have got 99 problems and 86 of them are completely made up scenarios in my head that I am stressing about for absolutely no logical reasons.”

— Infj

[mimi-michis]

I don't have anything to regret on

[infjadvice]

introverted feeling: “hi this is my friend and they are precious to me no don’t talk to them they are my friend you can’t have them they are for me and no one will love them like me cause i love them secretly in my heart palace don’t tell them i said that” extroverted feeling: “HAVE YOU MET CAROL SHE IS THE BEST YOU SHOULD ALL BE FRIENDS WITH HER I LOVE HER YOU SHOULD LOVE HER WE SHOULD ALL LOVE HER LET’S GO TO THE PARK TOGETHER AND LOVE HER”

[mimi-michis]

Relatable

[mimi-michis]

Just one introvert passing by

I like to go out and meet interesant people, but at the same time it tires me to the point that I have to close myself in some empty room and breath.

I have so much fun when I’m with people I like, but then I arrive home and it’s like: “I had missed the silence”.

I just don’t fully understand the extroverted people, how can they ALWAYS be around people? Seriously, I have extroverts friends that are ALL the day with someone, having like, what? Four hours to themselves? And they’re good with that?

I need around two or three days to recharge myself with only one day around someone. And I can’t expend four days around crowds. It’s just tyring.

One day of interaction is enough for me.

[mimi-michis]

How to say no without saying no

INFJ: ESFP has told me to go dinner with him

INTP: And you rejected it?

INFJ: No

INFJ: I said that it depens on my money

INTP: And...You have money, isn't it?

INFJ: Yes

INFJ: But... Idk

INFJ: I said it depens on my money, but actually it depens on my mood

INFJ: If that day I want to go out, I will

INFJ: But if I just not want to, I will say that I don't have money

INTP: #introvertedhack

[mimi-michis]

Free Time

Teacher: I will give you free time for prepare your de exams

INFJ: *passes all notes, make three active studies and when ends makes a complete chapter of the history is writting*

INTP: *Puts in tumblr, search memes, laugh* *Puts on in twitter, repeat*

*the hour ends*

INFJ: What have you do?

INTP: *shows the memes and laugh for second time* And you?

INFJ: *show all their work* A few things

INTP: Dam it, I feel so usless right now

[mimi-michis]

Don't tell an INTP that you're bored

INFJ: INTP

INFJ: I’m so bored right now

INTP: *send a lot of pdf of time paradoxes and quantum physic*

INTP: Have fun

INFJ: *reads all that* *have an existential crisis*

[mimi-michis]

Existencial crisis

INFJ: INTP

INTP: What happen?

INFJ: I think I’am having an existential crisis

INTP: Isn't it too early to have an existential crisis?

INFJ: It's never too early to have an existential crisis

[mimi-michis]

I just feel sorry for being myself

*INFJ telling their bad day to INTP*

INTP: I don't know what to say to comfort you

INFJ: Doesn't matter...

INTP: Yeah, it matters

INFJ: I'm sorry

INTP: And...Why are you apologizing now?

INFJ: I always tell you my trash

INFJ: I don't whant to do it

INFJ: And when I do it, I feel that i'm being heavy

INFJ: Also I know you don't like heavy people

INFJ: So I feel sorry for that

INFJ: And I know too that you don't like that I apologize for that

INFJ: I'm sorry for apologizing so much

[mimi-michis]

What INTP says when someone tells them their bad day.

INTP: Oh f*ck

INTP: I'm sorry

INTP: I don't know what to say

INTP: That's hard

INTP: Oh f*ck...

INTP: Gosh...

INTP: This is not logical

INTP: That person is an ass-bleep-

INTP: I said oh f*ck yet?

[mimi-michis]

And this, every single year

INFJ: How are you doing?

INTP: Bad, very bad, terrible, awful, horrible

INFJ: What? Something has happened? Are you okay?

INTP: NO! I'm not okay!

INFJ: But...What happen?

INTP: On February 5 I will turn 18 years old...You undestand that?!

INFJ: Yeah...But there's a month left for that...

INTP: ONLY A MONTH?!

*INFJ sighs*

INTP: Oh my gosh, There's only a month left I turn adult! I DON'T WANT TO BE AN ADULT! I WANT TO BE A KID FOREVER!

INFJ: Whatever...There's nothing you desire for your birthday?

INTP: Yes! I want to have twelve again.

INFJ: I refer to...

INTP: If you can't give me that, I don't whant nothing. Are you listening to me INFJ? N-O-T-H-I-N-G Don't buy me nothing.

INFJ: It's been clear the first time you said it

INTP: I know you

INFJ: Then don't complain

INTP: I can't with you

INFJ: I can't either with you when there's only one week left for your birthday.

INTP: Don't remindme that!

[mimi-michis]

After all, I was not ready

INFJ: Hey INTP!

INTP: What's up?

INFJ: Can you tell me good books to read?

*There's a suspicios bright in INTP eyes*

INTP: Are you sure that you're ready for this conversation?

*INTP scary smiles*

INFJ: Yeah...I...I think so

INTP: I've been waiting for this moment for a long time, brace yourself INFJ, here it comes

[mimi-michis]

I know words, not the idiom

*INTP Talking with her mother in russian*

INTP: Aga

INFJ: That means "okay"

INTP: Niet

INFJ: That means "No"

INTP: (Says a long phrase in russian)

*ISFP looks at INFJ waiting for something*

INFJ: What? I just don't know. I'm not a translator.

[mimi-michis]

My best friend INTP and I

INFJ: Hey! ¿What are the homework for tomorrow?

INTP: *tells about 3 exams and 40 exercises*

INFJ: Ah...Eh...Okay...I have another question.

INTP: Tell me

INFJ: Do you think a human dies if it is thrown from a third floor?

INTP:...First of all, you are not human.

INFJ: I know, it's just an innocent question.

INTP: Who do you want to throw out the window?

INFJ: It matter? God...You aren't helping me... I'll search it in google.

INTP: That's the first thing you should have done.