#intpness

[intpandj]

INTP Christmas List

INTP’s mom: I just realized that I didn’t get you much for x-mas

INTP: that’s okay

Mom: I feel bad do you have anything else on your list

INTP: a bag of cutie oranges, 2 things of pasta, a box of fruit loops, lactose free milk, siggy’s yogurt drink vanilla, apples, broccoli, 2 pounds of thin sliced chicken breast, and a flank steak...

Mom: did you just read your grocery list to me

INTP: pretty much

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Why are you like this?

well you see I’m an INTP born under the sign of Archer so I’m equal parts

weird and lucky, 

Introverted and social, 

Logical and Mystical

Tolerant and Intolerant

Laid back and Anxious

You see my inherent Introversion wars constantly with my Sagittarius nature and my Sagittarius nature is constantly at odds with itself between the animal and human so I’m always sliding from end of the scale to other and on a good day I find a delicate balance. I’m just a slightly insane, yet delightful contradiction.

[intpandj]

I am bored, I will probably respond to any ask ... ANY ASK ... that or I will randomly fall asleep. -intp

[intpandj]

Might it be better to just be average?

INTP when talking about the correlation between depression, anxiety and high intelligence

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Things INTP doesn't understand

Facial expressions. They mystify me, I can do body language and tone of voice, but your face is meaningless. Any show that begins with "housewives of," I watch a lot of bad tv including millionaire matchmaker but women bitching at eachother and overscripted drama baffles me. Why other people can't do simple mathematics in their head ... I am not asking you to do complex algorithms just give me accurate change. People who don't like reading. What do you do then? Like before bed, what do you do? Dancing. How do you get your body to not look stupid? Mine always looks really really stupid. I am a coordinated person but don't ask me to whip or naenae. Anyone claiming they don't watch tv, seriously do these people have superiority complexes or something. Sit down and fucking watch an episode of Bob's Burgers. Anti-intellectualism, the only reason I can see someone supporting this is if they are too dumb to be an intellectual.

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INTP and Therapy

Therapist: We need to find you some healthier coping mechanisms.

INTP: Wait, binge watching police dramas on netflix and reading true crime books isn't healthy?

Therapist: ...

INTP: I mean at least then I can tell myself I haven't become a serial killer.

Therapist: Well if you want to put the bar that low ...

INTP: ...

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INTP and Semantics

INTJ: Jesus this is intense lol

lol the poor bomb squad

Got decimated

INTP: No they didn't

Do you know what decimated means

INTJ: Lol by the bomb

INTP: To reduce by 1/10 ... They got annihilated

INTJ: Okay fine lol

INTP: You actually accidentally found a pet peeve of mine lol

INTJ: Lmfao

INTP: The misuse of the word decimate

INTJ: Good to know

INTP: It's basic Latin for fucks sake

INTJ: Looooool

Go educate the world

INTP: Annihilate means to reduce to nothing which is what a bomb does to a body for the most part

Anything with deci means 10 or by 10

INTJ: That's true

lol I didn't even think about it

INTP: Colloquial English is destroying semantics