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missionary so i can watch u realize what's happening as u begin to regain consciousness

date idea: substance abuse and a ritualistic edging session

km so fucning drunk i hav3 no cluwe where i am rn mfffhh i need someome to use me

INTJ: so you know basically ocean is a soup

INTP: you dont put trash in soup

INTJ: who says there's no trash in soup?

INTP: .....

INTJ: and ketchup is a smoothie

INTP: smoothie? juice

INTJ: if you put water in your ketchup, I'd agree

INTP: yeah, i once put ketchup on ice if you forget. it tasted bad, not recommended. and I'll say it's probably puree

INTJ: not puree, smoothie

INTP: okay i just googled. ketchup isnt smoothie or puree or jam

INTJ: wait, not smoothie, puree, jam? then what is it?

INTP: sauce

INTJ: that's very helpful

INTP: we're dumb by the way

RESPECT PERSONAL SPACE!!

and they’re✨besties✨

Person: So tell me what's your talent?

INTX: I can offend people even without trying.

Truly, if you are an INTP and you don’t use the phrase “and all that jazz,” are you even an INTP?

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