#invadermle

[inatrice]

Chuck Entertainment Cheese

Emily Burnside

[inatrice]

emily i'm sorry i've started blogging about your cats

[consulting-cannibal]

peen winchester

the dean peen

the ackles packles

[consulting-cannibal]

yoU COME TO Omaha abd theN MY HOUSE AND I HARDLY GET TO SEE YOU *sobs* at least i didn't sit on a hamster

THE VALEDICTORIAN IN MY CLASS CLEARLY STATED I DID NOT SIT ON A FUCKGIIN HAMSTER

and i feel like this is all your fault

u just wanna hump ur pottery teacher’s leg more than mine i get it

[consulting-cannibal]

does other people's homework, villages, the pride of the prarie, do the art good, hamster murderer

this really sheds light on the most influential things i've done around you mle

[consulting-cannibal]

Scout I hope you realize that all of us are actually planning to name one of our children Scout

i've slipped it in subliminally since meeting all of you that i genuinely hoped the seed would take root

it did

[inatrice]

invadermle replied to your post: Eet ees my birthday.

HAPPOOTY HIRTHSYAY DI Gn DoNG Don’t BE SAD

THNAK MLE

[consulting-cannibal]

SCOUT WHAT THE FUCK WHEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY????????? NO ONE INFORMED ME OF THIS???? HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY??????!!!!!??!?!!

CALM YOUR TITS IT'S ON SUNDAY CHRIST