Sep 28, 2019
"are ghosts real? NO dib ghosts are NOT REAL why do you INSIST on asking that at the beginning of every video. GHOSTS ARE NOT REAL DIB!!!"
– ❝ I ask because it sets up the rest of the video, you – you stupid alien!! And ghosts ARE real! Besides, I think the EVIDENCE this episode speaks for itself. ❞
[Getting back on topic like a PROFESSIONAL, Dib regained his composure and turned back to the camera, doing a “full bodied apparition” gesture and beaming with pride like a fucking dork.]