#invincible animated

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Rudy: How do you deal with mortality?

Eve: Violent outbursts

Rex: General sluttiness

Mark: Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!

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Eve: So, let me get this straight; you find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself…"what the hell? I’ll just eat some trash.”

Rex: No! No! No! No! No! It was not trash!

Mark: Was it in the trash?

Rex: Yes.

Eve: Then, it was trash.

Rex:  But it wasn’t down in! It was sort of… on top!

Kate: But it was in the cylinder!

Rex: Above the rim!

Eve: Adjacent to refuse is refuse!

Rex: It was on a magazine! And it still had the doily on!

Mark: Was it eaten?

Rex: …one little bite.

Eve: Well…that’s garbage

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Headcanon that Rex never lets the whole cloning thing go, and whenever he and Robot argue he always brings it up. That's his go to.

"Why did you do that it could've gotten you killed" "Well why did you steal my fUCKING BODY ROBOT"

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Various Headcanons for the Original Guardians of the Globe

Green Ghost/Alana is a lesbian

Darkwing is the Rosa Diaz of the Guardians. No one knows anything about him that he hasn't explicitly said, and some of that probably isn't even true

Yes I know it's cliche to have a character with superspeed have ADHD but Red Rush/Josef is ADHD because I am and I say so

Josef immigrated from Russia at a young age and still gets confused by American culture/customs from time to time

Also he has Jewish heritage because I'm Jewish and I say so

If she had lived, Alana would have gone on to be a mentor for young superheroes like the Teen Team

Though he mostly stayed in the ocean, the Guardians headquarters had an underwater section for Aquarus. Even when he died, Robot still kept it out of respect and guilt

War Woman/Holly did a lot for the community with her resources as a CEO. She actually debated on revealing her secret identity in order to do more but eventually decided against it, worried they might trace her back to her team and figure theirs out, too

Also Holly and her buisness partner, Connie, were dating

The "I never liked you" line was a lie. Immortal actually had a lot of respect for Omni-Man before his betrayal. Obviously when he came back to life it immediately went out the window

Because Josef sees and feels everything at a different speed, his death was excruciatingly drawn out. His last thoughts were guilt because he felt like he let Olga down

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Me talking to my grandma about Invincible: and then Nolan called Debbie a PET-

Her, without hesitation: Id've cut his throat

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Rex Splode: *on screen*

Me:

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Bruce Wayne after seeing Mark Grayson, a black haired superhero kid with a tragic backstory and no dad:

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