#iorndad

[elvenfforestydd]

Incorrect Quotes

Tony: Penny for your thoughts?

Peter: My thoughts are worth more than a penny!

Tony: No, they really aren't.

[acosmicspacegay]

Head cannon

Tony named Peter as Morgan's god brother when she was born

[ashsky]

Peter [Depressed Cinnamon Bun] Parker

Friendly reminder that Peter’s real father died when he was a toddler, and he moved in with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben. Then he is saved by Ironman in Ironman 2, and Peter meets his life-long hero. A few years later Ben dies and he becomes Spiderman to help the little ones, because “WhEn tHinGS hAPpEn, TheY hAPpeN bECauSe oF yOU.” He meets Tony again, and proceeds to get closer to him. They become IORNDAD and SPIDERSON. Peter then dies and is trapped in the soul stone for five years. When he is finally free, he proceeded to witness Tony Starks death, and his name was one of his last words. In Far From Home, he meets Beck, Fury, and revisits Happy. He comes closer to Happy and Mysterio. Beck then betrays him, and he opens up to Happy. He also gets closer to Fury. Beck dIeS, Happy starts becoming an uncle figure, and FURY WASN'T EVEN FURY THE WHOLE TIME. Marvel...just stop with the depressing father figure S*it with Peter. GIVE HIM A FATHER, PLEASE!

[no-need-to-quote-me-on-this]

Tony: Peter, I know you snuck out last night.

Peter: [internally] Act dumb.

Peter: Who’s Peter?

Peter: [internally] Not that dumb.

[elvenfforestydd]

Incorrect Quotes

Peter: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tony: You’re a hazard to society

Thor: And a coward. DO TWENTY.