#iowa things

[systlin]

It has come to my attention that some of you people do not know what a proper Iowa style pork tenderloin sandwich is. 

Namely, something like this. 

or this.

Namely, a cut of pork tenderloin tenderized, breaded or battered, and pan fried. If the meat is not twice the size of the bun it is a bullshit pork tenderloin and you’re being ripped off. 

Best found at hole in the wall diners, Pork Farmer Club cookouts, and county fairs. The Stockyard Grill and Bar in Andover IA makes the best I’ve ever found. (They have a secret batter recipe) 

I’ve seen tenderloins from other states where the meat fits on the bun and honestly that is bullshit and you should complain. 

[lilstitchbitch]

got stung by a wasp again today dni

[wayfarerlost]

[forgiveit-forgetit]

I just read that Kentucky is getting a Casey’s?! Do you guys have these yet??? If not please go there and get pizza! You will thank me

[dragon-hoard]

Joni Ernst doesn't say anything! She pisses me off because she doesn't fucking S A Y anything! She runs this goddamn feel-good campaign and got elected on that and now she's somehow leading the Iowa politicians I am so fucking angry. She gives vague responses that won't drop her ratings or blemish her image at all; "we work towards a common goal" - referring to planned parenthood. THAT DOESNT MEAN JACK FUCKING SHIT. what common goal?! You stated no fucking goal in the first place that could mean jack-all. I am just. So Fucking Angry

[dragon-hoard]

but is it truth that everyone in Iwoa has hidden a body on a cornfield at least one time in their lives?

well, I mean, there’s the perfectly preserved body that gets handed down through the ages. if that’s the one you’re talking about we dig that up every family reunion to show it to the little kids