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Interviewer: Are you in love?

You Zhangjing: No I’m in bed

Cashier: Wow. 45 boxes of mac and cheese, are you having a party?

Fan Chengcheng:

Cashier:

Fan Chengcheng:

Cashier:

Fan Chengcheng: Yes

Dog: *barking*

Lin Chaoze: Dinghao make the dog stop barking

Lu Dinghao: *starts barking*

Dog: *barks back*

Lu Dinghao: He says he won’t

Lin Chaoze:

Lin Chaoze: What the fuck is wrong with this family

Justin: I never make the same mistake twice

Justin: I make it four or five times just to be sure

Lu Dinghao: What if one day you just suddenly turned into an almond, you couldn't scream or do anything about it because you're an almond

Ling Chao: Are you okay

Zhou Rui: That’s a nice ass shirt

Bi Wenjun: Thank you. But, to be honest, it’s called “pants” not an “ass shirt”

Li Quanzhe: Why is Luo Zheng carrying around a potted plant?

Lin Chaoze: He asked too many stupid questions today so I’m making him carry that to make up for all the oxygen he wasted.

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