#iris quotes

[zayray030]

Iris: My partner must be top of the line, graceful...

Barry: Hi, my name is B- *trips over thin air and falls over.*

Iris:

Iris: I want that one.

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Iris: You're lucky you're cute.

Foxglove: See, I think I would still get away with stuff even if I wasn't cute. Because for some unfortunate reason, you like my personality.

Iris, despairingly: Yeah. I'm attracted to this.

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I gotta find that fucking muffin recipe. And the thing is! The thing is. I KNOW my mother has it somewhere, I gotta-- Before I come out as polyam, I need to get that muffin recipe.

Iris

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Sun: I can't eat almonds because I genuinely don't know if I would be able to stab myself with an EpiPen.

Fox, a medical professional: I could do it for you.

Iris, NOT a medical professional: I'd stab you!

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Fox: And what are your three miracles? To qualify for sainthood?

Iris: Putting up with you, putting up with Sun, and putting up with Sage.

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Sun: Who are the people? The nerds? The ones you like to listen to on the radio?

Sage: MBMBaM?

Fox: Click and Clack?

Iris: NPR?

Sun: Yes! NPR!

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Iris: You're a peach, babe.

Foxglove: Do I have to be a peach? You know my feelings on furry fruit.

Iris: Well, what fruit do you want to be, then?

Foxglove: A pomegranate. Obnoxious to open up and symbolizing death.

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Iris: I could tolerate rereading Žižek for the sake of tearing him to shreds.

Fox: Oh, I know you could.

Iris: In fact, I KEPT my Žižek reader.

Fox, laughing: Bitch, you're the love of my life!!!