#irish cop

[youbeenbingbonged]

Richie: Yeah, ok. Let's rob a bank!

Officer Nell: What's that?

Ben: Nothing.

Officer Nell: Really? That's funny, innit?

Officer Nell: Because to me it sounded like you were planning on robbing a bank.

Richie: No, no, no.

Richie:

Richie: I said, "Let's have a big wank."

Losers:

Richie: Communal masturbation.

Richie: The Ooool' Circle Jerk.

Losers:

Officer Nell:

[ruindunburnit]

Why the fuck are they making American Light Yagami Scots-Irish? If it's because his daddy's a cop, that's cheap and they know it.

[hannibalthehat]

Foreword and first Chapter to TITO'S DEAD by Dermott Hayes

Foreword and first Chapter to TITO’S DEAD by Dermott Hayes

My first novel, TITO’S DEAD was published last month. It is set in Dublin and Sarajevo and it’s a crime mystery novel. But it’s also a story about human relations and how we learn to live with each other.

  Daily Star

Foreword

No-one was surprised when we heard Tito was dead. For what we knew of him, he was dodgy. You wouldn’t trust him with your mother, one of his own pals once grumbled. There…

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[lilobaaby-blog]

great day!

so i went out with my friends today! :) yaay! hadn't gone out with those girls in awhile! we first went to the movies and saw bridesmaids again! it was as funny as it was the first time! gosh how i love that irish cop! <3 he was so nice! and then we went to eat kbbq!!!! delicious!!! and it was fun as well! now all i got to do is finish my german final and study for my chem final tomorrow and then i am done!!!!!!!!! and as a prize ima play my xbox! :D

my good days are always ruined by something and today was no different... like always HE ALWAYS! get's mad when i hang out with my friends and idky!! it's like you hang out with your friends more then me and i'm not being a fucking dick about it sheesh! but yeah other then that great day! :D all i want now is some boba! :] maybe i can convince edgar for us to go tomorrow! hahaha :)