#irl antics

[a3stheticcc]

Just tried to take a nap (which i have never done on purpose)

only 10 mins but eh-

[troblsomtwins829]

I had to go to the dentist today.

I never thought, in all my years of life, that I would find the absolute comedy of a silly Italian man referring to tools of his trade, that I KNOW he knows what are, as "Thingies."

Such antics included, but were not limited to:

Doc: "Did you grab the-" Nurse: "Yes, I put it right over there." Doc: "No, I mean the instrument" Nurse: *referring to me* "It's on her chest." Doc: "I thought we had that new polishing compound" Nurse: "Uhm... no? I don't think so?" Doc: "Check for me, please?" *She leaves and comes back* Nurse: "Okay, it's on order, but it's on backorder until like next week" Doc: "Oh, no. Okay, we'll just use the cones. Did you set them up already?" Nurse: "They're right behind you"

And:

Doc: "Okay, so if I remember correctly, Black is the coarsest one, so we do that one first. The colours go Black, Green, Purple, Pink, yes?" Nurse: *actually pulling out the instructions* "Uh.. yeah. Yeah, that's right." Doc: "Let me see, I want to make sure." *holding the paper right in front of my eyes, he confirms the colour order* Doc: "Yes, see? I was right, I just wanted to make sure! Okay!"

And, of course:

Doc: "Ah! Yes! Thank you for blinding me!" Nurse: "You told me to cure it!" Doc: "I know I did! I just didn't think you'd go for the eyes!"

[misorastraus]

My husband’s favorite Final Fantasy game is VIII and of course with the remaster, he got it and is playing right now! What really amuses me, though, is that the menu select sound just so happens to match the sound I set in XIV for receiving tells so you can imagine how thrown off I am!

[negatheimpmon9508]

Random Things I've Seen/Overheard At School

• Violence Is The Answer. *Laughing* (one of my friends)

• MAKE AMERICA GRAPE AGAIN!

• me: "hey again Mr. mint green"

acquaintance: "bitch, it's turquoise"

(that was actually earlier today)

• Ew Cringe Nasty Gross! (literally that chain of words in that order in reaction to gum on the side of her locker)

• Rose keep your hands to yourself, that's weird!

(here is an exchange between me, Rose - the science class idiot, and her 2 other pals ahead)

Me: those 3 are the commentators of this class I swear

Rose, having overheard me: We're like the commentators of this class!

Me: You Really Are, Honestly!

Her 2 Overprotective Friends: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT, THAT'S MEAN! (they just agreed with her seconds before saying this)

(...god I hate people at this school..)

• teacher: Excuse me, I am talking!

Rose: and I am not

• Life's nice when you choke on noodles. (one of my friends)

• THAT CINDERELLA CAME OUT OF NOWHERE! (I didn't catch the context)

• (group of like 7 friends chanting as they walk out to the gym) JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING

• SHE IS HAVING A SEIZURE IN HER SOUL! (yet again same friend)

• Harambe will forever be in our hearts...  and our memes...

• (shouted by someone in the locker room) Has Anyone Seen A Sparkly Gay Comb?

• Have you Ever Even Dabbed Once In Your Life?

• Look at all the slimes! Ah, they're so beautiful, so many slimes (watching a minecraft vid as he passes me by)

• DRINK BLEACH!! (one of my friends)

• School's over, I'm gonna go home and go fuck somebody

• WHERE THE FUCK IS COACH GRAY?!

• Anthony! Stop Talking!.. It's Too Damn Early For This..

• My AB Teacher Called Me Daddy

• ...(conversation in the bathroom by the gym) AND THEN He Choked On His OWN Cum! *LAUGHTER* AAAH, ahh, We're Gonna Be SO Late..

• Ay Coach Sneed, We Got A Pole Dancer Over Here!

• My Hair Is All Screwy!! (said loudly and obnoxiously as they pass by my AB class, making the entire class giggle)

• If A Suspicious Stranger Asked Me Where I Live, I'd Say I Live On the Dark Side Of The Moon With The Space Nazis, Waiting To Destroy The World. (yet another beautiful quote by the same friend I've mentioned several times)

• (finally my personal favorite, and also the quote that made me start this list)

LOOK AT THAT NIGGA HE GOT GOOD CHARACTER!

[negatheimpmon9508]

I Told 3 Of My Friends (including @rockabash) “You Look Very Gay Today” As A Compliment, And Once To A Complete Stranger.

The Stranger Replied “Ah Thanks! I Just Pulled The First Things I Saw Out Of The Closet."

[halcyneedscoffee]

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