Hanji should find you, attach you to a leather harness, and then use you to peg Erwin in the name of science
"OOOOOH!!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! I’VE NEVER DONE A THREESOME BEFORE!!!! OR IF YOU AND CHRISTA COULD JOIN US, IT WOULD BE A GIANT ORGY!!! YES!!! LET’S DISCUSS THIS OVER SOME TEA!! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? OH AND MAYBE I COULD ASK HANJI TO TRANSFORM ERWIN’S HEAD INTO THAT OF A GIANT LIZARD AND FILM IT TO MAKE A HIT PORN VIDEO AND BECOME FAMOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! YES! A LIZARDMAN, A DECAPITATED ARM AND THREE SEXY WOMEN!! IT’S BRILLIANT I TELL YOU!! BRILLIANT!!!"
fair warning, I’m pretty boring and also kinda tired so my answers aren’t very good
1. Last kiss - already answered this
2. Last phone call - I got a wrong number last evening
3. Last text message - to and from my babe <3
4. Last song you listened to - Canvas of Life by Epica
5. Last time you cried - one of my eyes started stinging while I was driving earlier today because of construction dust
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice - nope
7. Been cheated on - not to my knowledge
8. Self harmed - HAHAHAHA yeah
9. Lost someone special - yeah… :/
10. Been depressed - yup :/
11. Been drunk and threw up - nope
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex - nope
13. How many people have you had sex with this year? - ZERO
15. Made a new friend - yup
17. Laughed until you cried - yup
18. Met someone who changed you - yeah (lookin’ at you, Aryana <3)
19. Found out who your true friends were - I always knew…?
20. Found out someone was talking about you - ??? no? maybe? idk
26. What did you do for your last Birthday - went to my favorite German restaurant with my parents, drank beer, and got convinced by a bunch of strangers to do the chicken dance in front of the whole restaurant
27. What time did you wake up today - my alarm was set for 10:31 AM but I didn’t get up until around 10:55
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for - seeing my babe in a week <3
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time - uhh… January?
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life - I wouldn’t have roommates that use my kitchen stuff without cleaning it or putting it away =___=
32. What are you listening to right now - some Law-And-Order-type show is on tv but I’m not really watching it
33. When is the last time you had sex? - Does masturbating count? :D;; (I haven’t been intimate with anyone in at least 3 years)
34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now - my 2 roommates
35. Most visited webpage - tumblr
36. Favorite colour - indigo
37. Nicknames - Kohaku, Ammy
38. Relationship Status - I have a fantastic girlfriend~
39. Zodiac sign - Chinese: yang water monkey; Greek: Gemini
40. Male or female - biologically female, my gender is I-don’t-give-a-fuck
41. Primary school - Garden Villas Music Academy (plus one year at Clear Lake City Elementary, which kinda sucked)
42. Secondary School - Clear Lake Intermediate
43. High school/college - Clear Lake High, University of Colorado (undergrad), New Mexico State University (grad school)
44. Eye color - dark blue
46. Height - about 5 inches shorter than I’d like to be
47. Do you have a crush on someone - yeah <3
48. What do you like about yourself - I’m pretty smart
49. Piercings - one in each ear
50. Tattoos - none yet, but if I ever do get one it’ll be a stereotypical sailor shoulder/bicep tattoo
51. Righty or lefty - ambidextrous
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing - just my ears
54. First best friend - my sister
55. First hookup - a buddy of mine
56. First Bestfriend - this was already asked and answered
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating - nothing
60. Drinking - milk
61. I’m about to - uhhh type some more? maybe change the tv channel
62. Listening to - the tv
63. Waiting for - nothing much right this second
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids? - answered this already
65. Get married? - answered this already
66. Career - the goal is to be a tenured astrophysics professor
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes - eyes
68. Hugs or kisses - kisses probably
69. Shorter or taller - shorter
70. Older or Younger - younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous - why not both?
72. Nice stomach or nice arms - idk, stomach I guess?
73. Sensitive or loud - again, why not both?
74. Hook-up or relationship - relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger - actually, yeah
77. Drank hard liquor - yup
78. Lost glasses/contacts - ugh, yes
79. Had sex - yup
80. Broken someone’s heart - yup
82. Been arrested - nope
83. Turned someone down - yup (derrrp I misread this at first sorry)
84. Cried when someone died - oh yeah
85. Fallen for a friend - yup
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself - absolutely
87. Miracles - sure, kinda
88. Love at first sight - attraction sure, but not love; love takes time to develop
89. Heaven - not really
90. Santa Clause - yes for the historical person, but not the dude who comes and gives people presents with flying reindeer
91. Kiss on the first date - depends on how it goes
92. Angels - I’d like to because it’s a sweet idea, but I don’t really…
93. How would you label yourself? - human?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For - I don’t really pray…
95. Did you sing today - in the car, yeah
96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About - the only relationships I’ve been in have been with friends, so I care about all of them
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? - 13.7 BILLION YEARS AGO because I could take data that would answer a hell of a lot of questions I have
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For - infinite wishes? idk, probably to be able to manage stress better
99. Are you afraid of falling in love? - honestly, a little
100. Do you like the way you look? - overall, sure
Ayyyyyyy, sexy, I hear it's your birthday. Happy Fucking Birthday, now go fucking take over the world like a boss. //Happy Birthday though! *pats muse for vulgarity*//
Thanks! World domination already in progress, bud. >:D (Vulgarity is my middle fucking name, so no fuckin' worries~)
