We need a Total Drama character who actually IS the child of two former contestants. They say this frequently, but the details they give about their parents are so vague that no one actually knows who the parents are. Everyone's just speculating and throwing out the names of random canon couples from the show, trying to find traits of past contestants in the character. Then the character's parents finally DO show up and it's like... two completely random characters who were never indicated to be in a relationship in the first place. Just the rarest of pairs.
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