domesticity meme // 01. iron crow
big spoon/little spoon: Tbh I can see them switching off a lot?? Like, Malia has no problem being the big spoon except SHE IS SO TINY in comparison to Koda that it doesn't really work out all that well... BUT SHE STILL TRIES. And it's probably hilarious.
favorite non-sexual activity: I think just cooking together is really fun for Malia, even when Koda gets impatient and eats half of dinner before it's even fully finished. She loves dragging him grocery shopping with her and stocking up her lil house with all his favorite things, even if he doesn't officially live there. AND TBH they probably roughhouse a lot??? They're wolves, okay shh
who uses all the hot water: I feel like Koda might, just because being a firefighter he must come home pretty dirty with soot and ash, etc, on some nights. But they both probably take forever getting clean because they're messy lil wolves. (Plus they just really like taking bubble baths like dweebs.)
most trivial thing they fight over: Food. It's always food. They're hungry about 85% of the time, and food is a serious matter to them, lbr.
who does most of the cleaning: Malia. No matter how hard she tries to fight her OCD tendencies, she really can't, and if things aren't where they should be, she gets sick to her stomach and starts to panic. If the pillow is positioned even an inch wrong on the bed, she'll stand there for half an hour just trying to get it back into the right place. IN SHORT: KODA PICK UP YOUR DAMN UNIFORM OR MALIA WILL PROBABLY END UP EXTREMELY LATE FOR WORK BECAUSE SHE'S GOTTA FOLD IT AND REFOLD IT AND PUT IT AWAY ABOUT A DOZEN TIMES before it starts to /feel/ right and she can leave it alone.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: Malia doesn't even have a TV for the first while, until Koda officially moves in and they decide to get one. I think they're both too busy for TV but when she discovers Netflix she definitely gets obsessed.. especially with Food Network shows. And anything from Animal Planet.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Hmm, Malia's house was passed down to her from her mother, so she doesn't have a landlord. ALSO they don't even need heat, man. They're essentially heaters themselves, if you think about it! Being wolves and all~
who steals the blankets: Malia doesn't care how hot she gets, she almost always needs a blanket in order to fall asleep. It's easier with Koda is around, though, cos then they just get all tangled up together and their body heat feeds off each other and it's way too hot to use a blanket. So.. ??? PROBABLY MALIA I GUESS but really I doubt they'd use blankets often.
who leaves their stuff around: I'm gonna say Koda, only because Malia is way too anal about cleaning and keeping things in their rightful place to leave anything around.
who remembers to buy the milk: Eh.. Malia, maybe? Koda has about a thousand things running through his mind at any given moment (especially once he's imprinted) so I'm pretty sure those tiny little things tend to slip through the cracks.
who remembers anniversaries: HOPEFULLY THEM BOTH or someone is in trouble hmmm
who cooks normally?: Malia! Cooking keeps her hands busy so she doesn't get caught up in obsessively washing them, organizing things over and over, etc.
how often do they fight?: I think the thing they'd fight about the most is just stuff regarding the pack, really. Like Levi, at first -- Malia thinking he's a deserter, betrayed them all, etc, and doesn't want to allow him back. Then they probably fight about her being a little too obsessed with catching the wendigo that killed Ethan. I don't see them ever fighting over imprint things, though-- mostly they're just sad and kind of resigned to it.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?: I don't know about Koda, but really Malia doesn't know what to do with herself when Koda isn't around. She's still reeling from Ethan's death and being alone is really difficult for her, especially when the nightmares of Koda being murdered in the same manner as Ethan begin -- then she just really wants him around as much as possible. Otherwise, she just focuses on tracking wendigo and I'd assume he does much of the same!
nicknames for each other?: Hmm.. I don't know that they really have any special nicknames, other than Mal and Koda.
who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They'd probably both fight over it like dweebs, or they'd just both pitch in.
what would they get each other for gifts?: OH MAN I'm not sure, hmm.. Malia would probably buy Koda video games (mostly because she wants to play them.. and kick his ass), and probably some kind of back massage chair~ because being an alpha wolf and a firefighter simultaneously CANT BE GOOD FOR YO' MUSCLES, AMIRITE. Not sure what he'd get her though OOPS
who kissed who first?: Koda kissed Malia first -- it was on one of Malia's particularly rougher nights and it happened on impulse during his attempt to comfort her. Malia wasn't all that surprised, as it was already pretty obvious how they felt about each other.
who made the first move?: I ALREADY SAID KODA MAN but hmm, after the kiss things were a little tense and strange for a while before Malia finally just couldn't hold back anymore and told him she was /glad/ he kissed her, and things just sort of grow from there.
who remembers things?: This is worded so confusingly omg? I.. they both remember things? They have brains u know
who started the relationship?: I don't think they ever really had that 'label' conversation, or discussed being in a relationship, per say. I mean, they're pretty secretive about it all.
who cusses more?: Tbh I'd imagine they both have quite the potty mouth.
what would they do if the other one was hurt?: MALIA WOULD LOSE IT. Her worst fear is losing Koda the same way she lost Ethan. It's hard for them to control their fear and anger when the other is hurt and they're around the pack, otherwise the others would get suspicious. But really they're just completely losing it internally.
