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Workplace Romance (Tony Stark/Phil Coulson)
Phil was always the first one in the office and the last one to leave, and Tony couldn't help but admire his dedication. But it wasn't until they were both working late one night that Tony realized he was more than just impressed. As the days went by, he found himself looking forward to their shared coffee breaks and lingering touches.
Tony/Phil Masterlist
Acting Up (ao3) - arianapeterson19 T, 1k
Summary: Tony Stark is nothing like they thought he would be. They thought living with Tony would be like one great big, acid trip of an adventure. But it was surprisingly not.
OR
The one where the Avengers give Tony a hard time for being subdued and then find out why.
All Cooked Up (ao3) - CeliaEquus E, 2k
Summary: Everyone feels sorry for Phil, having such a wild, difficult Omega for a mate. Little do they know...
Billionaire's cake (ao3) - everythingispoetry G, 16k
Summary: The first time Phil gets to eat something baked by Tony, it's purely accidental. The other times - not so much. Or: a story about a relationship that starts with donuts and doesn't end because of donuts.
Breaking Perimeter (ao3) - derryderrydown G, 821
Summary: How did Tony get past Coulson's guard in Iron Man 2?
calm (ao3) - orphan_account E, 5k
Summary: Coulson was assigned to be Stark's handler. Stark didn't take to following orders the way Coulson expected.
Don't touch him (ao3) - awesome_goddess_of_mischief M, 3k
Summary: After Phil's death, the team moves into Stark tower to keep bonding. Tony is wearing himself thin trying to honour his husband's last wish, for the team to be together.
But it's slowly starting to become too much.
The team bullies continuely. Until one day the genius breaks. Luckily there's an unexpected guest ready to put the pieces back together again.
How to Court a Genius (ao3) - CeliaEquus E, 7k
Summary:
"Hey, Jarv. Who left this?" "The gift is from Agent Coulson, sir." Tony looked up, jaw dropping. "Agent? Why would he leave me… flowers? Kind of." He put the shape tool back in the stand, and played absently with the petals. "I cannot imagine why anyone would gift another person with flowers such as these; but then you are not like other people, sir. Nor is Agent Coulson."
In which Phil goes all out courting Tony, who has no idea how to respond to it all. But he's definitely being swept off his feet!
Just Tonight (ao3) - smaragdbird G, 1k
Summary: Coulson helps Tony with figuring out how to cure his palladium poisoning. Fury thinks Coulson is having Stockholm syndrome.
Let's Celebrate (That I Found You) (ao3) - Roodles T, 4k
Summary: It's Tony's first Christmas as a married man, and things have changed. The stakes seem a little higher, and it's not just strip poker and Star Trek marathons anymore... Islands are fantastic Christmas presents, right?
Lost Halves (ao3) - SiniseSnakeEyes T, 27k
Summary: He had been around four when Maria Stark had found him in her private garden. He had been glad in strange clothes, which had been to big for him and seemed to be better fitted for an adult instead of a child. Maria Stark, always a gentle soul, approached the child that shouldn’t be here – in a garden that was located on a private property far away from the next bigger city – and kneeled before the confused looking boy...
Off Script (ao3) - bear_bell T, 18k
Summary: Agent Coulson sees Stark smile, and he's compromised.
Orders from the Director (ao3) - Silver_KnightShade G, 14k
Summary: Coming back to the US by orders of the Director of SHIELD, they Rogue Avengers didn't know what they were walking into. They thought there was some kind of emergency they had to help with. They never thought they would be faced with an angry husband.
Rejection (ao3) - CeliaEquus G, 4k
Summary: Based on a prompt on the Avengers Kink Meme.
On his 25th birthday, Tony Stark finds his soul-mate, Phil Coulson. But his reputation is the ultimate barrier, and Phil rejects him. When SHIELD becomes interested in Tony fifteen years later, they send their best agent to him. And then the Avengers Initiative happens. Now working together, Phil realises just how big a mistake he's made. But will Tony ever forgive him?
THEN (ao3) - Era_Penn M, 18k
Summary: Questions flung from the sidelines, from the reporters and fans and fellow stars. Always with the questions. Tony deflected or joked, generally being a nuisance. The media thought they knew all his dirty little secrets. They were wrong. ***** Phil Coulson was known as Evan tonight. There was a street fight destined to get bloody, and it was as good a place as any to look for new recruits; they’d tracked Barton down at a similar site years ago. One never knew when they’d find a gem among the trash.
Afghanistan was before and after, but they, they were then and now. This is the story of THEN.
Words we don't say (ao3) - smaragdbird M, 3k
Summary: Toni Stark is not Phil's type. And neither is Phil Toni's.
I just need FANFICTION and I need those fics to be about TONY STARK being in a loving relationship with someone and taking care of SMOL BABIES and being a soft and domestic PAPA STARK who kisses them on their tiny little foreheads and just PLEASE.
AU-gust Day 8: Coffeeshop
Requested by @justsomeoneunordinary for an Ironagent AU (we’re really getting into the rarepairs here). Technically today was supposed to be something like superpowers or superheroes but it’s the mcu so I decided to use one of the jokers instead and write a coffeeshop au.
Also on ao3 here
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Tony is the barista working when Phil walks through the door.
To be fair, Tony is usually the barista working because he’s the owner and it’s a small coffeeshop but Phil is pretty sure that Tony deliberately takes the shifts when he knows Phil will be in because he wants to irritate him. Tony, who seems to thrive on spite, seems like the kind of person who would do that.
“Agent!” Tony chirps, immediately perking up.
“Hello, Stark,” he says wearily. “Are you going to give me what I actually ordered today?”
See, it’s this…thing that Tony does—for all his regulars really but especially for Phil—where Phil goes in, orders a black coffee like he always does, and somehow, he always walks out with a drink that he definitely didn’t order. It always tastes good, even when it’s a combination that shouldn’t, and Tony never charges him the price of the new drink, which is always more expensive than a black coffee. Sometimes, when it’s been a good day, Phil doesn’t even mind but yesterday wasn’t a good day. Yesterday was a fucking awful day that was way too long and ended with a lot of injuries.
“Depends,” Tony replies. “What are you going to order?” Then he stops and peers closely at Phil. “You doing okay? You look a little grey.”
Phil barks out a laugh. Leave it to Tony to be painfully blunt. “Late day at the office,” he says eventually.
Tony frowns. “SHIELD’s keeping you late? Don’t they know everything you do for them? You’re supposed to go home, Agent. You know, get some sleep.”
He looks pointedly at the deep shadows under Tony’s eyes. “You’re one to talk.”
“I’m a small business owner,” Tony says, waving his hand dismissively. “I have to make up the capital.”
“You’re a billionaire who decided he didn’t want to make weapons anymore. You already have the capital.”
“Beside the point.” Tony smiles softly and gestures at one of the couches. “Go sit down, Agent. You look like you’re about to fall over. I’ll have your cup in a few minutes.”
Phil fishes out his credit card and Tony shakes his head. “On the house. You’re a frequent visitor; I think you’re entitled to a free cup of coffee by this point.”
“If that were true,” he says dryly, “you’d owe me a lot more than one cup of coffee.”
Tony points at the couch again, raising his eyebrows pointedly. Phil goes but not because Tony tells him. It’s because he’s tired and he read somewhere that even just closing his eyes is better than nothing.
He’s not expecting to drift off but it seems like no time has passed at all before Tony quietly says, “Agent, your coffee.”
He lifts his head, preparing for another long day—Strike Team Delta is heading out today—and takes a look at his coffee. It looks wrong, somehow. He frowns down at it.
“What is this?”
“Black coffee,” Tony replies. The “duh” is implied.
“You never give me black coffee.”
He doesn’t mean to sound petulant but that’s almost exactly what happens.
“Contrary to what everyone seems to think, I do actually know when my antics aren’t wanted.”
Phil frowns down at the cup and then up at Tony. “I know that,” he says quietly. He hadn’t meant to imply—
“Drink your coffee, Phil,” Tony tells him. “I’ll have something new for you tomorrow.”
He’s almost all the way out the door before he realizes that Tony called him Phil. Huh. He’s never done that before.
He turns back and says, “See you tomorrow, Tony.”
Kinktober Day 18
Sustain
Prompt: Subspace/Aftercare
Word Count: 4220
Summary: Phil is willing to do a lot to keep Tony Stark on premises; this wasn’t something he was expecting, but he can handle it.
(flogging, subspace, aftercare, IM2 era, cuddling, overly vulnerable Tony, excessive talking)
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He'd known from the start that Stark was going to be a handful. It's not a surprise— anyone could have known that.
He just hadn't expected it to go to pieces so quickly. Stark disappeared for a few hours, still in the house, of course, and reappears looking even worse, strung out and jittery. Exhausted. "Have to go do a thing," he says. "Have fun; I'd say don't burn down the house but it's a little late, isn't it."
"You don't have to go do anything," Phil tells him. "I’m not going to fetch you coffee, but I can provide whatever you actually need to get this done."
"Nope," Stark says, obnoxiously popping the p. "Not a chance, Agent."
"At least I can say I warned you when you're twitching on the floor," Phil says, and he probably shouldn't be looking forward to tasing Stark so much.
Stark rolls his eyes; Phil should have remembered threats just aren’t effective on him. "Listen," he says. "Sure, you can hit me with whatever little toy you're carrying around, but we both know it's not going to keep me down for more than five minutes. So let's stop playing games; you go on your way, I go on mine. Message has already been delivered."
"What do you need, Stark? You're not going anywhere, and yes, it can keep you down for more than five minutes. You're not exactly in top form."
Goading is a bad idea, he knows it's a bad idea. Stark narrows his eyes and Phil can see the instant he decides to be an ass about this, to see if he can ruffle Phil. Good luck. Better men have tried.
Random headcanon #74
Phil's team starts to notice that Coulson has new guns, that seem really advanced. They wonder where he got them from and why nobody else seems to have them. But they don't question it much.
However,they notice Coulson getting more and more useful gadgets. A bulletproof undershirt, a ring that can taser people, a wrist watch that shoots little stunning arrows and so on.
So they ask Coulson but Phil just gives them a little smile instead of answering.
Meanwhile Tony sits in the workshop, drinking a cup of coffee while planning the next gadget he can invent to keep his, at this point now, fiancé safe.