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It's time for @writersmonth again! And, for the third time in a row, my prompt fills will all be dedicated to Stiles. Which means 31 consecutive Stiles stories, if my time and energy permits me to actually fill them all.
Obviously, because despite rumors on the contrary I am only human, there won't be any chapter updates in August. 31 oneshots in a month is a tall enough order for someone working a full-time job already, so patience please, updates will return in September ;)
Cut for length because there ARE 31 summaries in this post.
08/01 The Silver Sheriff Star (Stargent)
Prompts: stars + cave
This doubles as my entry to the Teen Wolf Rarepair Little Bang!
In a world where Chris and Victoria got divorced years ago and she came alone to Beacon Hills in season 1, Chris only moves to town during season 4, when were jaguar Kate comes back to town. With the sheriff hospitalized after a failed assassin attempt, Chris becomes interim sheriff. Stiles instantly hates the Argent who's trying to replace his dad. Until he doesn't.
08/02 Tiny and Perfect (Steter)
Prompts: family + clearing
The grand finale to my Size-verse! Taking place seven years after Tall and Proud, we revisit the pack and where life took them, what jobs they got after graduation, how the relationships are going and how the family planning is going.
08/03 The Mystery of the Moonlight Mysteries (Stetopher)
Prompts: plants + river
There is a murder mystery book series and it is so clearly based off of their lives - but, much more disturbingly, it features a romance between the characters based off of Peter and Stiles. Clear-cut case to Stiles; Peter, the creeper, is writing about them. Peter, on the other hand, thinks this is finally confirmation that Stiles loves him. They are both wrong and Chris is really stressing about anyone learning the truth.
08/04 Lose Your Heart on a Horse (Stetopher)
Prompts: horse + field
In a world where Noah accepts his in-laws' help and moves to the Gajos Ranch in Texas after Claudia's death and where the Hale Fire never happens, Peter becomes the Alpha when a rogue Alpha tears through Beacon Hills and turns three teenagers. After his betas graduate from high school, he agrees to move away with his pack and his husband, because Beacon Hills is too small for two Hale Alphas. Peter and Chris buy a ranch in Texas.
08/05 Bambi's Beauty (Stetopherek)
Prompts: beauty + forest
Stiles is the star model of Neckz 'n Throats but this upcoming predator/prey shoot with pack Alpha and fellow model Peter has him mortified that Peter and Peter's mates - photographer Chris and intimacy coordinator Derek - are going to realize just how much he is into them all if he has to play up the pretty prey for the Alpha. (ABOverse)
08/06 Guns & Arrows (Stargent & Stallison)
Prompts: war + festival
Stiles has no idea how he ended up the judge in a prize-winning-competition between the Argents, but for some reason are Chris and Allison piling stuffed toys onto him at the fair. (A 'Stiles has two hands' polyamorous arrangement where Chris and Allison get to share Stiles, just to make that clear.) (ABOverse)
08/07 Teen Vampire (Stetopher)
Prompts: brave + night
Bit of a switcharoo, where the werewolves are vampires and our hunters are werewolves. The Hales and Argent have had a long feud and Peter wants to avenge his pack, but he also wants to sink his fangs into that tempting clever boy. Chris' wolf feels protective of Stiles and wants to keep him safe from the dangerous vampire. Stiles is having a monsterfucker meltdown.
08/08 Wingman Jackson (Stanny)
Prompts: fire + beach
In a world where Noah was the first on scene when Jackson's birth parents died, Noah and Claudia end up adopting Jackson. Sixteen years later, Stiles has an annoying brother and he has an even more annoying crush on his brother's best friend Danny. (ABOverse)
08/09 Stiles' Sexy Surprise (Stetopher)
Prompts: sun + workshop
Famous Neckz 'n Throats model Stiles wants a nude and more risque calendar, exclusively for his husband for their wedding anniversary. Since Peter is the CEO of Neckz 'n Throats though, he has to outsource and hires freelance photographer Chris for the shoot.
08/10 Dad Wolf (WolfCop + Stargent)
Prompts: thunder + home
As I don't know how much of her own wishlist @kimmycup remembers, this birthday present for her shall remain a surprise until the day of posting ;)
08/11 Always/Never Meant to Be (Steter)
Prompts: healing + garden
It never mattered to Stiles that his and Peter's words didn't match, that they weren't soulmates. They had a bond forged in trauma, love and loss. Until he loses Peter, and his magic sends him back in time... and a much younger Peter says Stiles' words, the words he had always carried on his skin, and he, in return, says the words he had read so often on Peter's skin over the years, had loathed because they'd meant that Peter wasn't his. But fate had always meant for them to meet twice, in different times.
08/12 Capsized and Charmed (Stetopher)
Prompts: strength + boat
Stiles is out with his friends, having fun. Until their boat capsizes. Thankfully, a hot and charming married couple rescues them and allows them to stay on their boat while Roscoe gets saved.
08/13 Lockerroom Loss (of Virginity) (Stackson)
Prompts: message + hall
Season 3A divergence where Jackson never left and when Danny offers to take Stiles' virginity when Stiles gets worried about becoming a virgin sacrifice, he does so exclusively to piss Jackson off and make the repressed idiot finally act on his feelings for Stiles. (ABOverse)
08/14 Courting Season (Stetaliopher)
Prompts: wise + wilderness
It's Stiles' first courting season since presenting as an omega. But in a town with drop-dead gorgeous werewolves, he doubts any alpha would be interested in spending time and money on trying to court him. Besides, the two hottest and nicest alphas, Deucalion and Chris, were already happily mated to the perfect omega - Peter Hale. What Stiles never expected was for Peter to declare his intentions to court Stiles, or for Peter's mates to be on board with that. (ABOverse)
08/15 Music Video Eye Candy (Stacksanny)
Prompts: music + well
After graduation, Danny became a famous musician. And Stiles became a famous model, working for Neckz 'n Throats. When Danny needs some eye candy for his latest music video, his mate Jackson suggests they reach out to Stiles. The three... reconnect. (ABOverse)
08/16 Running From the Hills (Stalion)
Prompts: moon + mountain
After Donovan, after the McCall Pack fell apart because Theo manipulated them, Stiles decides to run away. He makes it through to Silver Lake and meets the local Blackwood Pack, where he gets accepted with open arms - because it's the pack that Boyd and Erica joined when they'd left years ago.
08/17 Take What You Can, Give Nothing Back (Stargent)
Prompts: strategy + sea
Navy captain Chris Argent finally captures the elusive pirate captain of the Roscoe. Stiles is about to get away with his greatest steal yet - a Navy captain's heart.
08/18 Silver Moon and Golden Horizons (Stargent)
Prompts: pleasure + sky
The conclusion of my Silver & Gold verse! After finally taking out the Desert Wolf, Chris and Stiles are flying to Mexico so Chris can meet Stiles' family, the former sheriff and Alpha of the Stilinski Hale Pack, Noah, and his mate Peter, the pack's Left Hand.
08/19 Hot Mechanics and Happy Marriage (Steterek)
Prompts: marriage + mechanic
Roscoe needs a lot of repairs, which is expensive for a college student fending for himself. Thankfully, the Hales always give him a discount. It doesn't take long for Stiles to fall hard for Peter and Derek.
08/20 Caught Red-Tailed (Sterekopher)
Prompts: thief + cabin
When everything finally calms down, after they hunted down Kate for good, Chris and Derek move into a secluded cabin in the woods, for a fresh start. But a certain fox-shifter omega keeps breaking into their home. Good thing both alphas are very weak for this particular fox. (ABOverse)
08/21 Wine, Dine, Mine (Stargent)
Prompts: wealth + vineyard
Rich and famous Stiles goes on a vacation to France with his best friend. They're staying at the fancy and expensive Argent Vineyard and while Kira has an eye on the owner's daughter, well, Stiles has his eye on Chris, the owner.
08/22 Your Name on My Lips (Steter)
Prompts: light + graveyard
In a world where you find your soulmate if both say each other's full name, Peter is utterly frustrated by how closely Stiles guards the secret of his first name, and by how adamantly Stiles refuses to say his name - Creeperwolf this, Zombiewolf that. When all Peter wants to hear is his full name falling from those lips. But Stiles is nothing if not a stubborn, vindictive bastard, who refuses to give an inch.
08/23 The Hellhound and the Spark (Starrish)
Prompts: justice + underworld
The more Parrish comes into his hellhound heritage, the more he is drawn to the Nemeton... and to the Nemeton's Spark, Stiles. Stiles has to admit that the thought of having his own hellhound to guard his Nemeton is both very cool and also very hot. (ABOverse)
08/24 Returned and Rekindled (Steter)
Prompts: memory + sunrise
When Peter resurrects himself, the spell doesn't go entirely as planned. He's alive, but he has no memories. Following his wolf's instincts, he starts to follow the clever boy around. Stiles is very disturbed by his stalker, but when he asks Peter why, the answer is that Peter's wolf trusts him.
08/25 Changed (For the Better) (Stetalion)
Prompts: death + grove
When Stiles' world ends, he travels back in time to fix it, to save his mate Peter and others before they can ever die. Once the deed is done, he is sent back to his time. But it's not his world anymore. So much changed because of what he had done. Most prominently, Peter has been happily mated to Deucalion for many more years than he had known Stiles...
08/26 The Prince's Loyal Huntsman (Stargent)
Prompts: hunting + castle
Chris was a huntsman loyal to the royal family, who had served King Noah for many years now. He was on a dangerous path though, falling for Prince Stiles, the heir to the throne...
08/27 Taken Treasure (Steter)
Prompts: snow + spring
Season 5 divergence based on this post by @endiness - yeah, that's been on my list for a while. Time to actually write it. When the Hales move back to Beacon Hills in the middle of Theo manipulating his way into the McCall Pack, Alpha Peter decides to take Stiles for himself and for the Hale Pack, because he sees the boy's potential when he goes overlooked and ignored by his Alpha.
08/28 Where the People Are (Stetopher)
Prompts: kindness + Atlantis
In which Stiles is a merboy, on his mother's side. (Look. Not all of these can be thoroughly planned through, okay? Pretty merboy Stiles making his men fall for him, that's all I got so far.)
08/29 Lakehouse Loving (Stydiackson)
Prompts: dog + lake
Post-season 2, the pack spends a lot of their summer at the Martin lakehouse. Partying and just being teenagers. Stiles spends the summer falling in love with Jackson. Wasn’t it bad enough he couldn’t get over Lydia...? (ABOverse)
08/30 Holidays and Honeymoon (Stetopher)
Prompts: wind + island
Chris and Peter are on a cruise trip for their second honeymoon. They did not expect to fall in love on that trip. But then nobody can anticipate Stiles Stilinski.
08/31 The Wolf's Pack, the Dragon's Hoard (Steter)
Prompts: earthquake + volcano
Stiles takes after his father, specifically in that they are both dragons. Other dragons hoard gold. Stiles' hoard consists of a pack of werewolves. Only that his wolves don't know he's a dragon.
I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you
Hanahaki disease is a psychosomatic illness. It's a thing that your body does in response to stress over constantly repressing/concealing your feelings in settings with high background magic. It's like you've been ignoring pain for a long time and suddenly your vision starts going dark, because your affected body is just YANKING on random alerts trying to get you to PAY ATTENTION there is a PROBLEM. Yes the flowers do really exist. So do non-magical psychosomatic symptoms. The flowers aren't special.
This does of course open up the trope to options for non-romantic concealed feelings. Which I think is great. There is something viscerally satisfying about the person who seems so outwardly chipper coughing and hacking and spitting up Depression Flowers so now everyone has to know they're hurting. Isn't there?
