#ironbranch

[fromtheghastlyeyrie-blog]

"Hey, hey! Who are you?" :0

Dragonus stared at the branch below. "I think I am finally losing my mind."

[scyllahorrorofthedeep-blog]

ironbranch started following you

As the small child walked along, looking for more interesting people to find and play with, she spotted a bundle of branches laying in the middle of the rode. It looked normal, yet there was something strange about it... Ajax stuck his head out from underneath Scylla's dress, slithering forward and sniffing at the branch. "What is it, Ajax?"

[maginatheantimageblog-blog]

"It's the no magic type guy!"

"Thou art astute."

[techies-demolitions-archive]

ironbranch

"You ever get the feeling that inanimate objects might be sentient?"

"...is this gonna be like the time with that wall again?"

"No! I mean, y'know, if bombs have feelings, do they have feelings before they're bombs? Like, when they're just powders and casings and -"

"Spleen, you have got to leave the philosophizing off the testing site."

"Sorry. We ready yet?"

"Every Iron Branch in a mile radius accounted for and packed into a fused packet. Beginning explosives test One!"

[stabbyfishman]

"Hello fishy!"

Howth'fuckisabranchtalkin't'mewha'th'everlovin'fuckisthisshi'?

[ask-bananamancer]

Alright, there's an iron branch. And it's talking to me?

...Damn it, Riki, if that's you, come out. It was only funny the first time. If you think I'm going to get baited into picking that up and then letting you stab me in the back, think again.

[guardian-wisp]

"Your a bright ball of light!" :D -Ironbranch

*Thanks* appeared in Io’s middle, accompanied with a little tilt. He noticed a slight glow emanating from the branch. She picked it up and continued on his way, happy to have another companion to his inventory.

[clink-goes-my-bones]

"You're spooky."

"I know."