#irrelevant rant

[pro-memoriia]

This is just a small irrelevant rant and maybe TMI but like

It's so awkward for me when I read fics with certain ways the "reader" (me??) will act. Because a lot of the time it is NOTTTT ME.

Like I am a mostly softer sub who would love to dom but can't and is rarely ever a brat because I can't give good attitude.

So it's like "this writing is so good but I would never say that, I couldn't"

Ughhh I just want an Aurora ghoul fic where it doesn't feel as awkward for me 😭😭

[im-clms]

O lance de ser flamenguista é que a gente tá mais acostumado a sofrer do que o contrário. Mas desde 2019 a gente ficou mal acostumado e o sofrimento agora é pior do que a época que a gente só perdia 🤡

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

SO I WAS DOING THE DISHES RIGHT

AND THIS WAS RIGHT AFTER MAKING MYSELF SOME BRUSSELS SPROUTS AND THE POT WAS IN THE WATER AND I WAS RINSING IT SO I COULD PUT IT IN THE DISHWASHER

BUT THE WATER STARTED FILLING UP AND I TRIED RUNNING THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL BUT THE WATER WOULDNT GO DOWN SO I HAD TO STICK MY HAND THIS NASTY ASS GREEN WATER THAT SMELLED LIKE CABBAGE AND ASSHOLE

AND SOMEHOW A FUCKING CUP MANAGED TO PERFECTLY SLIP ITSELF INTO THE DAMN DRAIN HOLE AND NOTHING COULD GET PAST IT BECAUSE IT HAD CREATED A FUCKING VACUUM SEAL

AND AT THIS POINT IM ELBOWS DEEP IN FUCKING CABBAGE ASSHOLE WATER TRYING TO FIST THIS CUP OUT OF THE HOLE, MY KNUCKLES ARE BLEEDING BECAUSE THEYRE SO RAW FROM CIRCLE FISTING THIS WET ASS CUP

BUT I AM PERSISTENT AND CURSING LIKE A SAILOR AT THIS CUP AND MYSELF BECAUSE I CANT GET THE CUP OUT

END UP HAVING TO DOUBLE FIST THIS CUP, TREATING IT LIKE A VIRGIN ASS DURING FOREPLAY, GOT BOTH HANDS IN THERE TRYING TO GET A GRIP ON THE EDGE AND USING ALL OF MY MUSCLE POWER (WHICH ISNT A LOT)

I FINALLY FUCKING GET A GOOD ENOUGH GRIP. THE CUP STARTS COMING UP AND OUT, IM SOUNDING LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT, MOANING AND BEGGING THE CUP LIKE “FUCK YES KEEP GOING DONT STOP”

SO THE CUP FUCKING COMES OUT FAST AS FUCK, IT PROJECTILE SHOOTS NASTY CABBAGE ASS WATER RIGHT UP ONTO MY SHIRT AND INTO MY FACE, MY MOUTH WAS OPEN. I WAS GAGGING AND ON THE VERGE OF VOMITING AND I WANTED NOTHING MORE THAN TO SHRIVEL UP AND DIE IN THAT MOMENT, BUT THEN I REALIZED

I CANT DIE. IM A BOSS ASS BITCH. I GOT THAT FUCKING CUP OUT OF THE SINK DRAIN. I FUCKING DID IT. IM A CHAMPION. My knuckles hurt.

[cruelsummersswift]

No please because I read 200 or so pages of the ballad of songbirds and snakes when the book first came out over a year ago and said I’d pick it back up in a few days and now it’s been over a year and in my head it’s been like 3 days

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

Why the FUCK do the thunderstorms that are predicted to hit my area... NEVER FUCKING HIT MY AREA

Now I’m not gonna make this a whole ass rant cause I could go on for hours about HOW MUCH THIS PISSES ME THE FUCK OFF

But

THE METEOROLOGIST ON THE 10 O’CLOCK NEWS LAST NIGHT WAS LIKE

“Big storms headed our way on Thursday. Heavy winds, downpours, flash flooding, possible hail, tornado warnings.”

NOW, OF COURSE MY ASS GOT FUCKING HYPED

SO IM SITTING HERE

WATCHING THE DOPPLER RADAR

CHECKING TO SEE WHERE THE FUCK THIS RAD ASS STORM IS

AND IT FUCKING SKIPS OVER MY AREA ENTIRELY

AND YALL MIGHT BE THINKING

“Oh, but sluht... it could be moving west so you’d at least get some outter bands of it.”

NOPE

THIS BITCH IS MOVING DOWN AND OUT

AND THEN ONCE IT GETS FAR ENOUGH AWAY MY TINY BLUE BLIPPITY ASS IN THE DRAWING

THEN ITS GONNA START MOVING WEST

FUCK

IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR A BOMB ASS FUCKIN STORM?! I DONT FUCKIN THINK SO

JUST WANT SOME THUNDER THATLL RATTLE MY HOUSE AND LOGHTNING THATLL LIGHT UP THE ROOMS AFTER MY POWER GOES OUT FROM THE WINDS

FUCK

[httpscarletwitch]

I low-key have no irl friends and I've just realized I've not talked to anyone outside of my family in so long, I'm so lonely lol

[daisychainsandsunrays]

Why has my face got to turn SO red every time a go for a run. I can’t live life like this. People think I’m unfit which is UNTRUE IVE WORKED SO HARD FOR THESE FUCKIN MUSCLES!!! they’re not very big but STILL!! I can lift fat cats so who’s the real winner here