Belphies-Pillow-Pet

💖 (She//Her) 💖 💖 (11/03/1997) 💖 💖 (Angst Loving Demon Fucker) 💖

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💗NAVIGATION💗

RULES

MASTERLIST

MASTERLIST 2

THE MEANING OF LOVE MASTERLIST

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[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

No riskin

Need another job

Need more money

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[karoline-c]

I really need this march

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Pls pls pls

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

A timeline of my stupidity :

Meet nice guy on the internet right before Thanksgiving.

Guy lives in Ohio, but says he wants to move back home (to the state I live in)

Guy says he was living in Ohio for college and because he moved there with his ex.

Promised me that he has no feelings for his ex whatsoever, says I can trust him.

Am stupid, I trusted him.

We talk every single day. Have big feelings for him, assume the feeling is mutual.

Guy says he’s coming home for Christmas. I am excited because I finally get to see him.

Day after Christmas (yesterday) I finally see him. Am very happy.

We go out to dinner. Shits bussin bussin.

Takes me to meet his family. Trust has grown even more. Family very nice.

We get a hotel. We do the bang boom. I get sad. Guy cuddles me says not to worry, he really likes me, wants to be with me.

Trust is back, not sad anymore.

He messages me when he gets back home. Calls me “love” and “baby”, says he can’t wait to meet my family and see me again.

I fall asleep very happy, am so excited to have him over to meet my family.

We have plans for New Years Eve. He gonna come over. I am beyond excited.

3:30am I get a text.

He misses his ex. It took having bang boom with me to realize that.

Apparently his ex moved out and took the bunny, he wants to try to fix things.

Pulled the “it’s not you, it’s me” shit. I feel like a fool.

I have been played, I have been used, my emotions have been toyed with.

He didn’t pull out.

Now I have to go to work.

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The moccachino hitting like a brick right now

Oh god

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If you’re lactose intolerant, drink milk before you go to work

Shit your brains out on company time

Get sick on company time

What are they gonna do

Fire you for being lactose intolerant

Psssshhh

[alfairy]

[thecanadianowl]

He lost his mojo.

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[alfairy]

[thecanadianowl]

He lost his mojo.

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^this reblog has me thinking of an edit I gotta make >.<

[tragicallyunaesthetic]

what people are fundamentally misunderstanding is that halloween ends is a hilarious movie. is it a good horror movie? no. is it a respectful end to the halloween series? also no. but my god is it funny to watch corey burst into michael’s sewers and start screaming at him in such an insane way that even michael is bewildered and like what is wrong with this guy

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HALLOWEEN ENDS SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT

FUCK THIS MOVIE

IM SO FUCKING MAD RN

ITS BEEN A FULL 24 HOURS SINCE IVE SEEN IT

IVE LET IT SIMMER

IVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

I FUCKING HATE IT

HOW IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO MICHAEL DIRTY LIKE THAT

AND ITS NOT JUST ABOUT ME LOVING MICHAEL (EVN THOUGH I DO) NO

THIS IS ABOUT A FRANCHISE THAT 1. DIDNT NEED ANY UPDATING IN THE FIRST PLACE AND 2. WAS FINE WHERE IT WAS LEFT OFF

WE HAD 3 STORYLINES ALREADY (4 IF WE’RE COUNTING PART 3) AND THEN GREEN WAS LIKE “ALRIGHT BUT WHAT IF…?”

WHAT IF NOTHING

THIS NEW SHIT SHOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED

IM FUCKING LIVID

BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE IN 2018, IT WASNT GREAT BUT I DEALT WITH IT! AND THEN HALLOWEEN KILLS CAME OUT AND I SWORE, I SWORE THE NIGHT THAT I SEEN IT THAT THAT WAS THE SHITTIEST MOVIE IVE EVER SEEN

AND THEN ENDS CAME OUT AND THEY TOPPED THEMSELVES IN THE SHIT METER

ID LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO HALLOWEEN KILLS BECAUSE I JUST DIDNT KNOW, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT WAS COMING

HOW ARE YOU GONNA TAKE A FINALE. A FUCKING FINALE! AND BRING IN THE LAMEST FUCKING CHARACTER TO TRY TO ADD MEANING TO A BACKSTORY THAT EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT

WE DIDNT NEED A FUCKING COREY TO TELL US THAT MICHAEL WAS THE PERSONIFICATION OF EVIL. WE BEEN KNOWN.

AND THEN TO TAKE MICHAEL MYERS. THE FUCKING SHAPE. THE PERSONIFICATION OF EVIL. A MAN THAT CAN TAKE HITS FROM EVERY OBJECT FIND IN A SINGLE HOUSEHOLD AND STILL GET UP TO SLICE AND DICE. TO TAKE HIM, STICK HIM IN A FUCKING SEWER, AND MAKE THIS MAN LOOK LIKE HE WAS LITERALLY ABOUT TO HAVE A HEART ATTACK AT ONE POINT WHILE HES LIMPING OVER TO KILL THE MULANEY DUDE. UGH

IM FUCKING FURIOUS

THEY TOOK HIM, THEY TOOK HIS CHARACTER IN (WHAT IM HOPING TO BE) THE LAST FUCKING MOVIE, AND FOR SOME JACKED UP FUCKING REASON PASSED IT OFF TO FUCKING COREY?! COREY!!!! HE LITERALLY GOT TWO KILLS. TWO FUCKING KILLS IN HIS OWN MOVIE!

AND THEN! AND THEN THEY KILLED OFF COREY ANYWAY. HIS CHARACTER WAS SO ENTIRELY POINTLESS, ITS LIKE THEY WERE TRYING TO BUILD UP THIS STUPID ASININE LOVE MOVIE ON TOP OF A HORROR MOVIE AND JUST DESTROYED IT.

IM SAD

IM DISAPPOINTED

IM ANGRY

THIS WAS LIKE SEEING HALLOWEEN 6 ALL OVER AGAIN AND WE DIDNT EVEN GET THE COMMON COURTESY OF A PAUL RUDD PROTAGONIST. FUCK!

[straykidsgallery]

SKZ CODE Ep 24 | Car Driving 🚗

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THIS WHOLE GIFSET IS ME DURING MY DRIVETIME TODAY

Hyunjin : me driving 20 in a residential, feeling peaceful

Jisung : me having to merge into traffic on a four lane road where the speed limit is 40 but people are going 50

Felix : me hitting all the potholes and bumps created by the buses that go down the busy streets

Jeongin : me finally getting to the mall to get my Philly cheesesteak and French fries

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WORKED MY SECOND JOB FOR ONE DAY

HAD A MENTAL BREAKDOWN OUTSIDE THE STORE

WAS HYPERVENTILATING AS THE OLD PEOPLE WALKED BY ME AND STARED

MY MAKEUP WAS A MESS

IVE NEVER HAD SUCH A BAD ANXIETY ATTACK AT A JOB IN MY LIFE AND IVE WORKED THREE PREVIOUS JOBS

SO NOW IM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER SECOND JOB :’)

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SO I FINALLY GOT A JOB

NOT JUST ONE

BUT I HAVE 2 JOBS NOW???

ONE JOB CALLS BACK THEY ALL CALL BACK I GUESS?

But I was at work yesterday and it was my first day and I took a sip of my water and started fucking choking on it and everyone got concerned and my eyes were watering and I looked a fucking fool but I just gave them a thumbs up because I couldn’t speak because I was still choking and that my friends…

Is how I somehow gained a bunch of respect amongst my employees 🥲

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Applying to every single job in the area under every single position because I literally want to work, I need to work, I can’t fucking pay my bills, I’m doing my best but no one is fucking responding???

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I did the Michael Jackson “OOH” during a video interview for a job.

Either they’re gonna love me or give me a hard no

I got nervous

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Me, jumping into the pool for the first time in the two months it’s been up : 😄

The thunderstorm that wasn’t predicted in the hourly forecast that started beaming down lightning bolts like it ain’t shit : 🤗

Me, scurrying out of the pool like a roach when the lights come on : 🏃🏻‍♀️💨

The thunderstorm after I struggled out of my bathing suit and am now dripping in the middle of my living room freezing my tits off because I didn’t even have time to dry off for a minute : 🫡✌️

IT LITERALLY SHOWED UP JUST TO RUIN MY EVENING SWIM

ITS GONE

AND NOW I DONT EVEN WANT TO GO BACK IN BECAUSE PUTTING ON A BATHING SUIT WHEN ITS ALREADY WET IS THE WORST FEELING

EDIT : I REALIZE THAT THE ONE PART MAKES IT SEEM LIKE I WAS BUCK ASS NAKED IN MY LIVING ROOM BUT THAT IS NOT THE CASE AT ALL! 😫 I CHANGED INTO PAJAMAS BUT MY HAIR HOLDS WATER LIKE A MOP AND I DIDNT WANT TO GET THE COUCH WET AND EVEN WITH A TOWEL WRAPPED AROUND IT MY HAIR JUST SOAKS THROUGH THE TOWEL. I WAS NOT NEKID IN MY LIVING ROOM.

[belphies-cuhm-sluht]

Endometriosis? More like

Endometri-oh-shit these cramps are fucking bad

I just want to lay on the floor and curl up into a teeny tiny ball.

AND THE CRAMPS THAT GO FROM MY ASS UP INTO MY BACK, THAT SHIT UGH

It’s the worst 7 days of the month and the worst part is I already had it at the beginning of this month so wtf @ my uterus for being a double bitch