#is grumpy

[kaia001]

PRINTER FIGHT - a tragic love story

me: Print this here...

printer: NO!!!

me: pleeeeease 🥺💕

printer: ok, but I need ink

me: *gives printer ink*, now print pls

printer: *prints with lots of lines in the letters*

me: for real?

printer: I need cleaning..

me: ok, *cleanes printer*, so, but now print!

printer: paper please!

me: *gives paper*

Printer: *chokes on the paper* HALP!

me: *removes the paper jam*, you are greedy... are you feeling better now?

printer: much better!

me: ok, but please print now!

printer: *prints half of the side*

me: why??!

printer: I dont like the rest of it!

me: OK, other format! You like that better?!

printer: yay!

me: ok, print then?

printer: NO

me: What the....

printer: no connection...

me: *leaves room, frustrated, to have dinner*

printer - alone: BWAHAHAHAHAHH *spits out lots of half printed sheets* NOONE CAN STOP MEEE~

me - later : *INTERNAL SCREAAAM*.... Where is the sledgehammer??!

[greaserink]

Good morning, everybody. I am ready to throw hands with anyone today.

[aleclighwood]

“Did you ever think that in a past life Alec was an old woman with ninety cats who was always yelling at the neighborhood kids to get off her lawn? Because I do,”

[halfling-story]

I'm bored and tired and want company but not my roommate -_-

[howdididisco]

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[survivalspecialist]

[youmissedone] “ make your survival mean something ”

@youmissedone

“Like what, Carlos? Since you seem to be so full of wisdom. What should my survival mean?” he growled in return, frustrated and angry and generally in a particularly bad mood. Carlos probably would have done better to leave him to it. But he hadn’t.

“Does it not already mean something that I’m still here, still fighting, on it’s own?”

[carolinasousawrites]

My fav part of uni is coming to class and feeling like I'm not learning a thing