#is half deaf

[adultingchild]

So I jarred my pinkie really badly rough housing and was upstairs having my mom take a look it at. My dad is fast asleep snoring away. Mom: Can you tuck it in?

Dad: *wakes up from deep sleep* if you try hard enough you can tuck anything in. *immediately starts snoring again*

Mom: *sighs with deep and unyielding disappointment*