Oct 19, 2022
Life of a boy-who-lived
Plot a Dark Lord's downfall during the day
Meet up with said Dark Lord at nights
"Hypocrite" The Mad Wizard screams
"Never did I hide my intention for your demise!"
"Yet you hide your heart's true voice
Behind sweet seduction and giggle fests!"
"I-" The boy-who-lived scratches his head
"Don't you mean squabbling? Why the f---
Would I seduce you? And what's with the rhyming!"
"Lies and deception!"
The Dark Lord cries.
"Why must I fall for this siren-"
The Boy-Who-Lived watches the man roll around
And opines "You have gone completely bonkers."