Mimi: (calling her moms) Heeeey
Zoey: What did you do?
Mimi: Why do you assume I did something?!
Zoey: Saves time.
Mimi: Ya know what no. I'm mad you assume that of me.
Zoey: Okay, bye-
Mimi: WAIT. DON'T GO I'M SORRY, You were right....
Zoey: What did you do?
Mimi:
Zoey:
Mimi:
Zoey:
Mimi: (mumbles under her breath)
Zoey: what?
Mimi: the thing you told me not to do
Zoey: (groans and pulls up a list) Did you kill anyone?
Mimi: No.
Zoey: Are you currently in jail?
Mimi: No.
Zoey: Did you eat one of Eomma's favorite plants?
Mimi: No.
Zoey: Then what the hell did you- (gasps as she realizes what's left) Ryu Park Thibodeaux McIntyre Rivera Reneé Isabella Molly Mi-yeong, did you use the honstrap?!!
Mimi: ....yes....
Zoey: Did all of you use the honstrap?
Mimi: no....
Zoey: okay was it just two of you? or was it just you?
Mimi: just me....
Zoey: (rubbing her temples) please tell me you just wanted to know what it felt like to jerk off
Mimi: .....no....
Zoey: Which one of your girlfriends did you use it on?
Mimi: both....they traded off.
Zoey: BOTH OF THEM?!! Did Sora conjure a honuss-
Mimi: Yes.
Zoey: Did you use any protection of any kind?
Mimi: no. But it's not like 100% effective every time. You just said that to scare us into not using it?! Right?!!!
Zoey: Every time we came inside of the person not using it, with one exception, that person would end up pregnant.
Mimi: heh.....what was the exception?
Zoey: When Your Appa and I came inside your Eomma twice and she ended up with TWINS.
Mimi: (noises of regret)
Zoey: How many times.
Mimi: twice.
Zoey: (groans)
Mimi: in both of them.
Zoey:
Mimi: Mama?
Zoey: (sighs) We're coming over to discuss our options you and your girls.
Mimi: Are you mad at me?
Zoey: No. I'm not mad. (sighs) Shit, my own curiosity is how we ended up with Emmett. Your bubby Jenny's curiosity is how they ended up woth Rina. Shit, Jess and I both exist because my mom's a hoe. Your brother and his girlfriend messed with the honussy and that's how they ended up with Cleo.
Mimi: (in mild horror) So I'm on brand for our family.
Zoey: Yepp.
Mimi: fuck....
Zoey: We'll be there soon. However if both of them or one of them keeps the pregnancy, I would suggest getting a hysterectomy before the baby is born.
Mimi: why?
Zoey: Because all I did when I was having your brother was threaten your Eomma and Appa with you fuckers are next.
Mimi: Oh no.
