#is this from something

[eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes-eyes]

and btw i love you like air and i love you like blood. and i love you like the blade against my throat and i lie waiting for you like the drop of the guillotine. if you even care

[aliceyabusamesoneball]

piper: but you have to love taylor swift!

reaper: well, i don’t have to do anything, except pay taxes and die

yys except reapepr doesnt have to pay taxes since robin taught him tax fraud

[beneathtreemomo]

Yoru: There’s someone at the door

Kidou: Is it a penguin?

Yoru: What?

Kidou: *banging his fist on the table* is it. a penguin??

Yoru: Why would- *looks out window* oh my god it is.

Kidou: *cocks gun* so it begins

[breadbug7]

Found a note in my notes app.. it was written at 12:06am on a Tuesday and all it says is “but they were ducks all the same”…? What?

Good thing they were all ducks I guess, would be horrible if one was a pigeon

[littlemortalme]

Well cuck me and call me Joseph

[bone-stealing-horse]

[violetkat77]

Yeah, women are objects. Objects of my affection !