#is this misandry

[darkfuckademia]

Me writing male monsters: his 🍆 is HUGE and has EXTRA BITS and there’s TENTACLES and he GROWLS cause he’s a big scary monster!

Me writing female monsters: is it fetishizing her if I mention she has fangs again? Maybe I should tone it down 🙈

[sharedinsanitea]

My dad gave himself food poisoning because he didn't listen to me when I said to check the intetnal temperature of the chicken to see if it was hot enough.

"It's too hot to bite into, it's fine."

Okay, well mine was bubbling but the inside of the chicken was still cold! So you know what I did? I put that shit back in the microwave and heated it for longer!

Why do men just not listen??

[strongwomenandstrongcoffee]

A Girl: I really like the Matrix

Me: Yaaas! What were your favorite parts/characters? What do you think the film is saying about destiny vs free will? Where do you think the sequels went wrong and what did they get right?

A Boy: I really like the Matrix

Me: just kill me know

[umami-thurman]

i'm a wizard

i was just thinking about this guy in my building w rly nice abs/upper body/body in general and then he walked into the lobby w/o a shirt

i need to hone these powers