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Mike Driver

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Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
Kink: being called baby in a soft and gentle voice
everyone’s always talking about head from a weird girl you met on tumblr, but no one ever talks about heart from a weird girl you met on tumblr
ik i just run a tumblr smut page BUT!!!
FUCK ICE, free palestine, free congo, FUCK trump, FUCK musk, no one is illegal on stolen land, and if u disagree, FUCK YOU TOO!!!
i’ve said this before but if u support that fuckass orange in office, idc if ur a silent follower or ur like is ur only form of interacting with me, just know, i don’t want it!!! and u are a terrible person!!! 😛
I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message
Me writing male monsters: his 🍆 is HUGE and has EXTRA BITS and there’s TENTACLES and he GROWLS cause he’s a big scary monster!
Me writing female monsters: is it fetishizing her if I mention she has fangs again? Maybe I should tone it down 🙈
An alien of such higher intelligence that you’re basically not sentient to them. Sure, you can talk and stuff, but so can parrots. That’s doesn’t mean you’re a person to them. In a twist of great cosmic irony, your pheromones are like some sort of aphrodisiac to each other. They can’t stay away from you. And once they’re inside you, they become an even lower life form than you are. Just drooling and rutting, trying fruitlessly to breed you despite how incompatible your species are. They’re so fucked out, so addicted to your body, that their ship doesn’t even recognize them as conscious anymore. You’ve literally fucked their brains out.
NON-freaks dni. This is a freaks only zone
I love you DVDs, I love you VHS Tapes, I love you Cassettes, I love you Records, I love you CDs, I love you Books, I love you Journals
missionary so I can see the hate in her eyes for capitalism
parents are like “she turned out perfectly normal”
your daughter begs someone who isn’t there for permission to finish when she touches herself
Date Night With A Mothman
I tipped my head back and licked up the last drops. When I finished, Mothman was watching me closely, antennae fluttering curiously. I hummed the song to myself again as the sticky sweet taste coated my tongue once last time, “My pussy tastes like cherry cola…”
Mothman’s red eyes shone a light on my legs, then on the empty can in my hand, then back between my legs. He wasn’t moving all that quickly but my brain was starting to go so slow that I seemed to blink and he had leaned forward and buried his face between my thighs. Something long and thinner than a human tongue touched the white damp gusset of my panties. I was too relaxed from weed and stargazing to really do anything. I just stared down at him between my legs, trying to figure out what was going on and how I was supposed to react. Did that even just happen?
Date Night with a Vampire
Vampires needed permission to enter, and Dracula was doing his very best to earn an invitation. The Big Bad himself, the vampire of all vampires, was on his knees on my welcome mat proving that real fangs did not leave people tongue-tied the way fake Halloween ones did. The heavy silver ring on my finger (just in case) was biting into my lip where I had my hand clamped over my mouth to muffle any of my moans from disturbing the neighbors. I was very aware that despite how late it was, anyone on my floor could turn the corner at any moment and see me pressed up against my door with my leg hooked over Dracula’s shoulder, but it wasn’t enough to make me stop him. It wasn’t every day you got a guy with centuries of experience between your legs—I wasn’t about to waste this opportunity.
horror and erotica are the same thing. flesh and meat and intensity. do you get it.
girldick this, boypussy that. what about creaturetentacle. monstermaw. entityslime. horrorass. cmon now
If she still on tumblr in 2023 she got psych ward pussy