All Day I Dream About Zootyass

Hi, I'm Nicky. I like jigsaw puzzles, large bodies of water, and baby ducks. 25 she/her

[knowtherealcost]

Some of these pictures are of lava rock, and others are of smokers’ lungs—can you tell us how many of each? Even if you can’t, one thing is for certain. Cigarette smoking can harm nearly every organ in your body.

[constable-frozen]

🚙MOANA

[constable-frozen]

Rasengan 🌀

[badkidsjokes]

​why dose Mario were a hat 

because he is bold

[badkidsjokes]

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Doctor Dentist

Doctor Dentist who

How can you be a Doctor and a Dentist there is not enough time

[sovietnam]

[fooodforthot]

[everythingfox]

She just wanted starbucks ☹️

[refiningpalladium]

…take it off mute, you won’t regret.

[cheskamouse]

That was a full damn conversation.

“Do you have my water?”

“Maybe.. no.. maybe.. it’s mine now..get your own.”

[shittilydrawing]

if there’s one thing i’d like for you to take away from the filler episodes, its the fact that shino….names all his bugs

[blackdenimjeans3]

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[rinlockhart]

WHY DID SAKURA MARRY SASUKE. OH MY GOD

[eviecrown]

This has the same power

[chickenwraith-deactivated202403]

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[polyglotplatypus]

please listen to this poor man losing his shit as he reads an article blaming millenials for killing the mayonnaise industry that was written by a babyboomer upset people don’t want to eat her bland salads anymore

[starline]

The laughing is pure joy

[laughterkey]

(Gif from @champagnemanagement)

[thesporkidentity]

[Off-screen: Here comes the good part. (in a news announcer voice) “MY SON JAKE, who’s 25, eats mayo. He’s a prrrrractical young man who works in computers and adores (in an inexplicable posh accept) MACARONI SALAD. He’s a good son…I also have a dauuughtuh (drawled with loathing). She was a women’s and gender studies major in college. (voice slowly escalates in volume and pitch as speaker forcibly smothers laughter, dropping the affectated accent) Naturally, she loathes mayonnaise.”

(speaker loses the battle and begins cackling helplessly)

(spoken with strain, voice breaking through continued laughter)

Yes. The most well-known side effect of feminism.

(begins to wheeze with laughter)

If you took gender studies I warn you, children, you will stop enjoying mayonnaise! (high pitched laughter continuous) Oh it’s just so fucking funny! (continued laughter) I can’t fucking deal with this, she was a women’s and gender studies major in college. NATURALLY (breaks down again, continues in a squeak) she loathes mayonnaise. (more laughter) NATURALLY

(begins coughing) Oh my god, help! (continues coughing and laughing, taking heavy breaths) Uhh, I need to wipe my face. Oh god. (tired chuckles) This shouldn’t be so funny. I don’t know why this is so funny. Uuhhhhh.

“And she’s not alone. Ask the young people you know their opinion of mayo, and you’ll be shocked by the (breaks out again in laughter) depths of their emotion. Oh, there’s the ocasional outlier, like Jake” my wonderful son whom I love, unlike my terrible daughter (speech becomes garbled through laughter) who took gender studies and hates mayonnaise!

(gasps for breath)

“But for the most part, today’s youth would sooner get their news from an actual newspaper…than ingest mayonnaise” what the fuck does that meeeean? (video ends in laughter)]

[aceandart]

[original article]

[freshest-tittymilk]

Christ be with me… Please read this

[umami-thurman]

“Mayonnaise isn’t bland; it’s artfully blended. It’s an evocation of the era I grew up in, of the homogeneity of that old, dead American dream.”

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[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[shogas]

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

[cloudstrifefan7]

they are

[niyarest]

someone, at some point, MUST’VE made a custom furby with sharingan eyes

[niyarest]

i was right but i wish i wasn’t

[dynastylnoire]

Bruhhhhhh

[sixpenceee]

Boo!

[maneth985]

BHAHAHA THE JUMP!

[martymartinloki]

“Oh what a scary predator!  You really scared Mama!  Good job!”

[nikkoliferous]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[snowfox24imcompletetrash]

Thing is she’s doing this to encourage her cub, you can tell she knows they’re there bc she looks over there before getting up and pretending to looks somewhere else, jumping when the kid tries to scare her