#is this objectum?

[okie-dojo]

> It still baffles me that there’s an actual sex scene in Toy Story 5.

> That one tweet that was made like a year ago about a “deleted sex scene” in Toy Story 5 was fucking LYING.

> NOW EVERYONE HAS THIS NERD ON THEIR “HEAR ME OUT” CAKES.

> . . . I’m not immune to the propaganda.

> He literally rolls his eyes and moans in that one scene.

> I’m gonna vomit. If computers could. It’s an agonizing sensation.

[hudsonwhorenet]

deriving sick sexual pleasure from getting to polish/shine shoes at work

[vulpine-dyke]

The best thing about talking to inanimate objects is that you can be as mean as you want to them and not worry about hurting their feelings :)

The only downside to being the type of girl to talk to inanimate objects is that i still feel bad about hurting their feelings :(

[killdroidlicker67]

this makes me so sad :((( hes so lonely and still smiling :(

[aswangpiss]

hope my knife isnt jealous of my papercut :(

[vimcy]

i hate using task manager, i feel like im being laughed at

oh you cant close this program by yourself? little baby needs the task manager to right click end task on this stupid fucking program?

[aswangpiss]

whenever i cook and my knife accidentally cuts my finger a tiny bit it feels like ive been kissed by the knife