you got a lotta stuff, kid.

💥24💥 he/him but it’s complicated

[midnightportals]

Do I show up in your dreams too?

[jackabbot]

"you're so quiet" yes someone told me i talk too much when i was 12 and now you have to go through the 7 trials and tribulations to unlock the real me

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

childhood friends to complete strangers

[vampantheon]

pros of being on testosterone: my kermit impression is getting better

cons of being on testosterone: my Mort from Madagascar impression is getting worse

[muppetshow2026]

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

[mistressaccost]

you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

[thomasmomwell]

there should be a special heart button you can press that's just for when your friend's tags are really good

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[8nin]

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

[ispyspookymansion]

its not even a monday Its some other bullshit today

[deaddogbrain]

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

[deaddogbrain]

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

[koiagain]

im going to fix my entire life

[fruitcakebro]

When?

[koiagain]

Like Um. later

[byjove]

Everyone makes fun of the millennial overpriced burger restaurants but the worst part is that they got you hooked on some bullshit and promptly shut down because their polycule broke up or whatever. You’ll never get to eat the caramelized onion apple parmesan sex bomb burger again. And it was $23 and good.

[suicideenthusiast-backup]

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

[hudsonwhorenet]

yessss girl listen to that triggering song on repeat maybe you’ll feel better

[roomwithavoid]

wow its really interesting how you can look up literally any condition and it'll say that one of the things you should do to treat it is lose weight. like oh really? always? for every single disorder? that's really interesting, such an interesting coincidence! every condition in the world is caused by being fat? you're sure?

[hudsonwhorenet]

i just know that i’m *** *** **** but unfortunately i’m still fucking ** **** **** *** ************ and i think that’s what is upsetting me the most? **** ** ***** ******** ** ****** ******** *** ***** and vice versa? and i’ll just. have to sit here and ***** ** ****** *** ***** ** *** *****