#is this vore

[skibber-fish]

"oh no, we accidentally turned two into 3 French fries!" Me and my fat slob self:

[ultrakill-confessions]

I.... Also want to eat Gabriel tbh

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[coldemergency]

Hermione: Professor, we have a problem!

Dumbledore: What seems to be wrong?

Hermione: Harry, can you please tell Professor Dumbledore what you told me five minutes ago?

Harry: Well, I found a horcrux

Dumbledore: Oh my, that was quick

Harry: And I was holding onto it for a while and- do you ever get the urge to just eat something?

Dumbledore: Please tell me you didn’t-

Harry: Yeah I swallowed it

Harry: and I don’t feel great

Harry:

Harry: Tom is giving me indigestion

[moemoemammon]

Beelzebub reacts to mc going through his digestive system

This is the last thing MC sees before they die 😔✌️💦

[bondibee]

I offer you my finest art 

[iwouldfuckajcrowley]

snake form crowley. just a little dude who gets up in there.

[epochryphal]

me: yeah, the reason i’m HoH is an ear infection became a cholesteotoma tumor-thing and ate two of my ear bones-

khem: you’re telling me even your illnesses are vore