#isa joke

[dwarvencraftsdirectfromorzammar]

Daddy Magic really said fuck the US military

[klirk-hammurton]

Not KISS related

Can we take a moment to admire the massive glow up Kirk Hammett has had over the decades? Like holy fuck!

How does a loveable dork go from this "I'll have her home by 9"

And turns into "Your daughter calls me daddy too"

[samueldrske]

emo phase

[presentableenigma]

The fandom @ me when I say Saber is good

[yesiamreallyanangel]

I’m not saying send me pics of your boobs ...

But

Send me pics of your boobs

[supportanimy]

Stop putting yourself in Hogwarts houses and start putting yourself in M.A.T.A. pillars!

[itistired]

Female privilege DOES actually exist. Proof? I don't have to wait in line for the bathroom on Boy Scout camping trips. Checkmate.

[skin--slave]

Dear Drug Dealers:

That was a joke. I don't smoke meth. Pls stop trying to sell me meth. Do not send me pictures of your wares. Do not send me links to your meth blogs. Do not ask me to rb for you. I shall do nothing of the sort.

I only smoke crack. And I only buy it from Fingerhut, where I can finance it at 29.99% APR, with 10% Payment Rewards. Plus there is a generous 60-day return policy. That gives me the peace of mind I need when the internet gets too stressful.