#*dramatic sting*

[skin--slave]

Dear Drug Dealers:

That was a joke. I don't smoke meth. Pls stop trying to sell me meth. Do not send me pictures of your wares. Do not send me links to your meth blogs. Do not ask me to rb for you. I shall do nothing of the sort.

I only smoke crack. And I only buy it from Fingerhut, where I can finance it at 29.99% APR, with 10% Payment Rewards. Plus there is a generous 60-day return policy. That gives me the peace of mind I need when the internet gets too stressful.

[skin--slave]

But what if the drama and gossip involves mutuals/mutual friends? 👀

I feel like I should plead the 5th here... I mean... Yeah, hook me up... But also, don't srsly badmouth my buds... Or tell me secrets they told you in confidence, that's just rude... But do tell me if they did something super sweet... Or if they have a crush on me... Or if they used to be CIA. I accept vents, and I don't repeat them or judge. But I do sometimes put on my mom voice and go, "now, children... Can't we see each others' point of view?" So prepare for that. And I guess that's it...

[skin-slave]

The test doesn't lie. She's pregnant. She offers a reserved smile to her partner as they squeeze one another's hands. It's only a few weeks along. Still, there's not much time to decide what to do before the calendar whittles their choices away. "We think we want to keep it," she says. The doctor nods. "I understand that you feel that way now, but there are other options that you may regret less. If you decide to gestate, I can't stop you. But the state does require that you look at this information before confirming your plan." With shaking fingers, the woman accepts the literature. It's a pamphlet entitled This Could be Your Baby with my face and life history on it. The bottom asks, in large letters: Is your desire to parent worth their lifetime of suffering? The woman, horrified, schedules an immediate termination. The scene repeats itself around the globe. Gradually, population numbers dwindle. The last person wades into the ocean and allows the waves to carry them out. A peace that the planet only vaguely remembers returns. The human race comes to an end, not as an act of hatred but as one of supreme compassion. A lone Taco Bell stands as a sentinel, the Triplelupa advertisements in the window serving as a poignant reminder of all that was and should not have been.

[skin-slave]

Dana Scully Appreciation

[oaksandcompany]

My gf and I

Finally got to voice chat with a few friends of ours for the first time. It was pretty fun. <3

[ghoulishlycool]

On Wednesday we did throat swabs and plated them to blood agar to incubate anaerobically for 24 hours. Everyone else had a pathogen added to their swabs to work with, but because I’ve been so sick all week my teacher let me keep my swab undoctored... and I had three different kinds of colonies grow! Alpha  AND beta hemolysis present!