12 Reasons To (Not) Visit Ladakh
Ladakh is a much sought after tourist destination – and I just don’t get why. Here’s why you should NOT make Ladakh your next travel getaway.
There are only mountains in this place. Seriously! The whole place is all about big, barren mountains. I remember when I visited the place – it was disastrous. You look around and all you see is brown mountains. Some are snow tipped, and I used to call them choco-chip ice cream sundaes because they look just like that. But others are just normal mountains with the serene blueness of lakes amidst them, and only a crazy person can find that interesting. Right?
There are too many weird animals in this place. I mean, who has ever heard about something called an Ibex? Or a blue sheep? Heck no, sheep are meant to be white. And Ladakh is filled with these strange animals. You definitely do not want to go there and get harmed by one of these unknown things – Kenya might be safer! At least you’ve heard about a lion before.
Food. I cannot stress enough on this point. The majority of the food here is Tibetan styled. Stuff like momos are more commonly available than what you’d eat at home. Anyway, momos are special food, right? That’s why we pay loads of bucks to eat them at an elite restaurant. If they’re available this easily, then there’s definitely something wrong with them. You can’t get momos at such cheap rates! Moreover, one of the biggest points to keep in mind while travelling is always food. New places are amazing, but if you can’t eat the food there, you’ll probably die of starvation!
Ladakh is all about monasteries. The same old monasteries which you can easily find anywhere in the world. True, these are really old and beautiful holy places, but that is just not good enough. When you travel, you want your destination to have something more than the same old sports like paragliding, the same old scenic beauty, and the same old monasteries. Which makes Ladakh a big no-no!
There’s no oxygen in this place. Not enough for normal human beings anyway. Maybe the people who live in Ladakh have some kind of Harry Potter wizardry – I’m thinking they have a spell which magically gives them power to breathe without oxygen (bubble-head charm, anyone?) – but that spell is obviously not provided to tourists. Everybody knows oxygen comes from plants and since the vegetation level here is low, there is obviously not enough oxygen to survive. If you are on a suicide mission however, Ladakh is definitely the right place for you.
The place has some awful road tracks. Many roads are more maintained here than a lot of other places, but then again, many are terrible too. If you go when it’s snowing, instead of dreaming about the eye catching beauty of the pristine snow, please worry about the roads. Think about it, potential injuries are always more important than gorgeous adventures!
There are a lot of ethnic groups in Ladakh. And while that makes it ideal for exploring different cultures, it’s an apparently proven fact that more the groups, more the chance for riots. Currently, Ladakh is a pretty peaceful place with friendly families. But who knows? When you go there, some group might suddenly decide it’s superior to the others and start riots! That would be bad.
The language here is similar to the Tibetan language. You can’t communicate with the locals in a normal manner, because obviously, none of them can possibly be educated enough to know English. The literacy rate in Ladakh is just 62%! You might want to take some language classes or hire a translator before leaving. That’s generally not favorable for one’s pocket though. I mean come on; China would be a better option than here.
There are so many quirky festivals in Ladakh. People paint their faces and dress up, all to look like some kinds of demons! These festivals have large participation levels and beautiful stories behind the traditions, but really, you do not want to get scared out of your wits. It might be fun for the horror-loving weirdos among you though.
This is an especially bad point if you’re the normal male chauvinist. Women in Ladakh are given a high status and loads of respect. Also, it is quite normal for the groom to go live in the bride’s house after marriage! How ridiculous is that? People here don’t quite understand the meaning of the glorious patriarchy. Not good, definitely not good.
The weather here is terrible. The sun is too harsh and the nights are too cold. You are just going to end up with sunburns and frostbites at the same time, everyone does; and that can be really painful. Which means that the people living there have burnt skin all the time, yet they manage pretty well – hats off to them!
There’s this quote from a movie called Wild – “And not until I got lost, did I find myself.” And Ladakh is the perfect place to do that. It’s a beautiful retreat, a new life away from our normally hectic lives. A place to get lost and rediscover ourselves. But well, who wants to get lost? Rather, who even has the time to do that? Our busy lives are better than that. Really.