Yank to Loqero “ i’m gonna have to ask you to leave. ”
The Greatest Showman Memes (Part 2)
(Guest muse: Loqero)
"See, but do you really have to, though?" The tall devil chuckled, sprawling himself fully across Hank’s couch. “I’m not hurting anyone, just giving you a perfectly reasonable offer, explaining all the pros and cons--”
“Fuck’s sake Loqero, just get outta here before he dumps holy water on you and throws you in a cage,” Kew growled. He didn’t want to see his only real friend unless Hank counted get captured like he did! No devil was immune to holy water, even Loqero couldn’t be that stupid! Although, apparently he was stupid to come in here and try to offer sex in exchange for Kew’s freedom, like that was the best thing he had to offer. (It probably was, in Loqero’s mind.)
He didn’t voice any of that out loud. As a result, Loqero simply sighed. “It’s not like I’m making him take the deal--”
Loqero rolled his eyes and turned back to Hank. “It’s not like I’m making you take the deal, just making sure you know what you’re missing out on. Like one of those door-to-door salesmen that sits in your house and does product demos, do those even still exist? I haven’t seen one in forever, but I also haven’t had a steady address--” He cleared his throat, standing up to his full height. “I could sweeten the deal you know. I mean, you’re holding Kew captive to research devils, right? Could probably show you all kinds of cool stuff if you let him go. Not just in bed I mean, like... Have you ever seen a ritual in person? Like, a real one? Could do that. Could tell you a bunch about what Hell’s like, get the Lord of the Dead to give you a call.”
Kew pinched his nose. “Why the hell didn’t you open with any of that?”
“Shut up, you’re captured, you’re not negotiating,” Loqero said without looking at Kew. “C’mon... Anderson, right? What’s it gonna take to let that poor, innocent little devil go? Or do you really just want me to leave?”