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[conqueror-of-lemoncakes-archive]

Varys?

Send me a character and I’ll answer these!!

{status: accepting}

1: sexuality headcanon: pfft, none really xD2: otp: Um.... Sansa x Varys? xD3: brotp: Varys x Petyr; Varys x Tyrion4: notp: Um..... Varys x Cersei5: first headcanon that pops into my head: Never get on Varys’ bad side. You will regret it for the rest of you life.6: favorite line from this character: “I serve the realm” (I wonder why xD)7: one way in which I relate to this character: Uh.... I can whisper too? lol.8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: Because of Ren, I will always love Varys to absolute peices!! I want more of him and Sansa scene though that will likely never happen.9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Absolute Cinnamon Roll. Don’t you touch my Varys, GRRM. I need him, he gives me life <3

[conqueror-of-lemoncakes-archive]

lostmxrbles replied to your post:Not common at all, my lady--but that is not to say that they are not given to whimsy. I trust all is...well, my lady? The whispers from the Arryn are troublesome at best. V.

Hot damn I missed a lot. Including you. ;) -hopes it’s not obvious that I have no fucking clue what I’m doing anymore-

You have no idea what you have missed, V. Last we saw you, you were climbing onto a boat, wondering what the fuck you were going to do now, and looking lik you were desperately wishing you had some wine nearby and not a dwarf in a crate.

[tethar]

I can almost hear Teth's dialogue as per the Varys-Oberyn thing. "Haha, Lordy Motherfucker. Yeh you lie to him baby. Throw him off our scent. Lmao he's gonna be soooooo confused if he ever sees us. LOL!"

This is literally the best ask I have ever gotten in my life.

[tethar]

tetharballless: 5 and one

[text: unsent] I am so hard up for affection right now I am pretending my body pillow is you.

[text: unsent] wow that makes me sound really desperate

[text: unsent] I am sure I could find affection if I wanted it

[text: unsent] But I have been spoiled for all other human beings by you and all I want is your cuddles.

[text: unsent] I want the smell of your shampoo haha ;) oh that was too mean I'm sorry.

[text: iservetherealm] Next time I see you, I want a shirt that you've worn. Something that smells like you.

[chaosclimber]

Varys or Tiloa

"Tiloa wouldn't as soon see me dead if my schemes work out. As much as it hurts, I would have to chose her."

[tethar]

Apparently the love of my life doesn't approve of me having another man's seed dripping down my face.

[chaosclimber]

{Throne} --No. My apologies of course, Petyr, but I doubt you'd allow me to live long after your ascension one way or the other. Perhaps it's my sentimentality, but I would much rather die an honourable man. ~V.

A small smirk graced his face as he read the missive. Varys himself, of course, was no where to be found. Yet. But the Spider would be turned up, eventually. And who knows? Perhaps, with the proper oaths of fealty, the man may yet be of use to him. If that were to be the case, his personal grudge could be put aside, the man's use outweighing Petyr's wish to see him dead.

[chaosclimber]

Just figured out my video thing didn't work, so let's try this method

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