#isitahat

[carachameleon-blog]

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Me: omg, Grant's poem is perfect.

Mum (reading it over my shoulder): Always shirtless? Is he?

Me: Not nearly enough. Although is is completely naked in something.

Mum: oh right

Me: woops, didn't mean to say that out loud.

Mum: ...is there pictures? Can you find them?

Me: In a heartbeat. Why do you want to see?

Mum: ...yeah.

*So i find the picture, she looks while on the phone to one of my sisters*

Mum: Oh my! (to Zoe) Yes I'm still here, Cara was just showing me a naked picture of Brendan from Hollyoaks. She's developed an alarming obsession with his moustache. Or maybe his penis.

Me: MUM! WHAT THE FUCK??

[thesushifer]

GUYS. WE NAMED CAPTAIN COCKBLOCK BEFORE WE EVEN KNEW...

And now he's living up to his name.

[carachameleon-blog]

Grant: Google gay centaurs!

Me: Two gay centaurs?

Grant: Two gay centaurs kissing. Google it. Me: ok. Here.  

Grant: Ahahahah. *goes back to watching 30 Rock.*

[johnc0nstantine]

I live a Grant and Jordan appreciation life.

[johnc0nstantine]

Ah yeah I'm fine now I was just having a bad day thank you <3333

[alwaysacatch]

Lovelovelovelovelove & some more love for you.

Thank you, Grant! Sending love right back at you, mate.

[carachameleon-blog]

Do you think that Grant would want you and him to get together?

Probably not. I don't have a penis.

[carachameleon-blog]

Typical night.

Grant: What time is it?

Me: 5 am.

Grant: ...one more episode?

Me: ...yeah