#israelitumblr

[itsthebeckyzone]

Only in Israel you can have four elections in the course of 2 years only to the same guy winning 2 of them and the 3rd one to be won by another guy who then teams up with the guy who won Last time and now to have your 4th election in those 2 years and probably have the same guys win all over again because no one new came.

[itsthebeckyzone]

Being Jewish at the week before Pesach-

Is cleaning all day and night, but when you take a break you always sit in a "ready to get up" position so when your Jewish mom comes to check on you, you never stopped cleaning.

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[itsthebeckyzone]

אז אני הרגע התעטשתי בביתי ואז אחותי הקטנה באה אליי באמירה של: "איכ קורונה"

וזה סיפור חיי כאלרגית ואסמתית בפריחת האביב.

So I just sneezed in my house and my lil sister said "ew corona"

And that's my life as an allergic and asthmatic person in the spring blossoms.