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[itsthebeckyzone]

The rest of the world: oh wow sports, superstraight- ew, racist fothermuckers stop! being! racist!, blond billie eilish!, microsoft leave discord alone! Bucky and the falcon- hot!!! Wandavision wan wandavision-

Meanwhile, ,Israel: 4th election in 2 years, maybe this time its gonna be another guy winning!!!

Also, israel: who are we kidding it's gonna be the same guy again.

[basicwhitebeoch-blog]

This shit all happened because of the first people's mistake: human and farm ate an apple from the opinion tree

[itsthebeckyzone]

Being Jewish at the week before Pesach-

Is cleaning all day and night, but when you take a break you always sit in a "ready to get up" position so when your Jewish mom comes to check on you, you never stopped cleaning.

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[basicwhitebeoch-blog]

You: is the water hot enough for me to shower?

Me, an intellectual: did the uncle burn enough time?