ain't gonna write infos so let's just dump out all my random headcanons for Henry & Patrick because I am just a whore for them
Warnings: if you crush on these dudes you don't need warnings luv, also this looks shitty
(these are dating headcanons btw)
alright, he gives you knives, switchblades, whatever comes to mind.
you'll have to keep up with his bullshit, I'm sorry for all you soft girls/guys but he won't adapt to y'all
his love language is physical touch, thats it.
you two listen to my chemical romance and smells like teen spirit
when you stick around long enough, he'll open up to you little by little
he asks Belch to borrow the Trans AM, only to take you on a little roadtrip when you both aren't feeling great
he often doesn't need to talk to you to notice that something is wrong
big baby in private, he's all over you but when you say no he won't force you to anything
like, PLEASE ruffle through his hair
he's ur personal hype man, if you are bigger, he'll help you choose outfits and encourage you to show more of yourself
when he's mad or upset you are the first person he goes to, you'll have to hold him or do something stupid with him to get his mind off of whatever bullshit his dad played on him
wether or not you like what he's doing to kids, you won't be able to stop him completely
Henry would never hurt you tho
he's very stubborn, so arguments or silent treatments can last up to weeks
if you are anxious he'll make sure that nobody dares to say anything wrong to you, and if it is based on yourself or insecurities he'll make sure you're okay once nobody is watching
if you are depressed, he'll totally drag you outta the house to help him on the farm, but if you have one of those days where you cant get outta bed he'll stay with you
first of all, what were you thinking? How did you get yourself into this?
he'll stay at a distance at the start
I can imagine that when he knows for sure that you are real he'll secretly be a little soft for you
but don't you dare tell anyone
he really isn't a good boyfriend, but sometimes he tries
that comes in form of taking you to the Quarry alone, holding ur hand and taking lots of mental notes when you are talking
it seems like he isn't listening, but trust me he is
he knows you better than you know yourself
seriously, he remembers everything about you
he shows up randomly at ur window and gets salty when you lock it lol
eventually he shows you his fridge but you have to swear that you won't tell anybody
once he thinks you are real, you are the most important person to him
if you are scared of knives and fire (like me) he'll scare the shit out of you with them, he thinks its super adorable how you freak out when he got his can & lighter in his hands alone, although he wouldn't hurt you with neither
as kinky as this bastard is, once you two are far enough into the relationship, he won't cross boundaries as much in fear of losing you
gives you one of his rings to wear on a chain
if you are bigger, man he cannot live a second without having a hand on you 24/7
I feel like he wouldn't care about ur weight too much, only if it goes into a unhealthy amount (no matter if low or high) he would talk to you about it
listens to AC/DC with you
smokes with you if ur into that
that stupid adorable grin, expect to see it daily
in private he'll do his best to give you a reason to love him, he steals shit for you etc.
I feel like he wouldn't like you interacting with his parents, they love you but he just doesn't like it too much
if you are a artist, he'll let you draw on his hands and arms (he asked you to draw skeleton hands onto his once)
maybe, just maybe if you really ask nicely enough and promise him some sex he'll let you braid his hair
