Patrick Hockstetter Headcanon dump
title says it all, let's get right into it :)
Warnings: patrick is a walking red flag, nothing to warn u about there
these r in no order or something, just throwing all my thoughts I have about him in here (may be ooc but i told yall I'm here to fill the Patrick fluff gap)
ALSO these are not sexual in any way :)
completely GN/unmentioned <33
he never learned how to read properly
ofc he can read like every other person but I can imagine that he struggles with long words/reading them all at once
he listens to speedcore/"what the inside of a monster can sounds like" type of shit
idc that it didnt exist at the time :')
his smile is so angelic ITS SO ADORABLE FOR WHAT.
he lets you take pictures of him/you two together under one condition: you have to keep one on you at all times
its some possessive shit, don't question it
I said this before but he WILL spend hours with you in these lil ring & gemstone shops at the edge of town
doesn't matter if you end up buying something or not, he likes to spend time w you
speaking of spending time, boy knows every and all possible ways of getting into your house, front door not included
normally that would be concerning, but we're talking about Patrick
he prolly spends more time at your house than his tbh
your parents better like him (if you still live with em)
if you have long hair he'll ask you if he can braid it
he ends up making a chunky, deformed dad braid but A for effort
PLS I BEG YOU GIVE HIM A HALF UP/HALF DOWN BUN
someone needs to draw him w that
..hell ask you to do his hair in the morning
boy has no sense of style so he lets you pick out outfits
likes to take you "shopping" (stealing) and gives you like the ugliest combo & thinks you'd look hot
he lets you wear his ring on a chain if its too big for ur hands
also shares bracelets with you
prolly made some kinda matching ones
draws on you during class & pretty much anywhere when he's bored and you're sitting still
little skeletons, hearts, skulls, everything (mostly stickmen)
if ur an artist he'll subtly ask you to teach him some stuff
feel free to draw on him too, heck he'll happily replace your paper with his hands/arms
wears your drawings with pride
no matter how bad or good
calls you shithead in a loving way
holds stuff up above your head/outta your reach to annoy you
kicks ur leg away while walking if you give him the chance
because of that one time with the leeches
besides, he's a twig anyways, why would you want to go swimming with him?
but we like em skinny & scrawny dont we
he'll go in like knee height & then chicken out
if you promise him kisses & that you'll hold his hand and NOT LET GO (very important) he'll maybe come in
in private he'll let you wear his stuff & paint his nails
carries a picture of you in his back pocket at all times just so he can flex with "look how pretty my partner is"
he practically waits for that moment in any convo
his parents are prolly sick of hearing about you
watches you at school, public etc
not in a creepy way, but also YES in a creepy way
he just wants to make sure nothing happens to you alright :)
imma prolly make a part 2
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