#it fucking rules

[synthyk]

The best thing about working from home is you can just go take a shower on your lunch break. I frequently do this because my job pisses me off and there is nothing like hitting end call tearing your shirt off and standing in hot steam for 20 minutes. I drew this in ms paint to illustrate how it feels. Here:

Ultimate Freedom. this is what the return to office crowd are trying to take away from you.

[twilightprince101]

I had a dream last night that there was an exclusive huzzle mug plushie and it was teddy bear sized and colorful and I was so happy that I got it and when I woke up and realized it wasn't real I got so upset

I think I have finally done it. I've found my One Blorbo With Only Five Fans. I understand the struggle now

[embraquil]

😳

keep your enemies close fellas

[aurazoo]

fuck yeah girl 30 years older than me wants to meet up let's fucking go

[impending-doom-lol]

More dickishly-stubborn rivals who accidentally double-donkey dare eo into gay sex please

[sunset-in-ribbons]

I'm still thinking about this transformation sequence

[marzinstarz]

been watching this really underground show about ponies recently...