#it guy

[dexfantasyimages]

On Monday, it's back to work.

Hopefully, at least the ginger-haired IT guy will be there.

[dylanisdazed]

The IT guy had to crawl under my desk and I again got a glimpse of his khaki clad ass and his blue polo had stretched upward revealing his lower back and I could see the top part of his tighty whiteys and there was a tiny hole right under the waistband and it took a lot of restraint to not yank his khakis down, put my finger in the tiny hole and rip those undies open and feast on his fat straight ass.

Alas, I made a third cup of coffee instead. 🙄

[kvr0ii]

Maybe being alone in the office for the afternoon isn't such a bad thing after all ^^

[irritablegallowglass]

Gifs of Eliot that no one asked for but I made them anyway (26/?)

[flarefloofer]

There's something wrong with my mom's IT guy because he sends unregistered emails to the teachers (not linked to his account) with QR codes or links to resemble phishing scams

He's the IT guy, so they are fake (has been checked), but it's so weird?? Why are you sending fake phishing scams to the teachers?? Why are you "testing" them?? Weirdo???

This is the same guy who blocked Google from the entire district. They can't use google classroom or gmail at all.

Istg they need to kick him off the team already 😭

[daveydoodle]

[hanro50]

Sebastiaan, the court wizard guy.

Incident report ten: Magic works confusion....

G"Morning Sebastiaan. How are you today?"

S"I....why is there several summoning slabs outside?"

G"I need to get them upgraded to magic works 8."

S"What is their purity percentage"

G"5%"

S"Magic works 8 requires a purity percentage of at least 10%. I could still get 7 to install despite it needing a purity percentage of 6%, but you need to upgrade the slabs."

G"Is there anyway to increase the purity."

S"George ....If I recall, they were Packbell slabs, right? You are aware that Packbell moved from concrete to marble about five years ago and has since discontinued support for these slabs."

G"Can't you just do the upgrade in any case"

S"Magic works 8 fizzles if the purity is below 8%."

G"Dammit....fine so 8% is the mark right?"

S"...George. I am going to say this as a friend, because I know what you are thinking. Let me please quote you on new slabs. I will even give you them at a hefty discount. I know that look, and with my luck, you'll blow your budget on slabs that barely reach the minimum amount of purity needed"

G"Fine...."

George ended replacing the slabs with second-hand slabs he found. The total price was 4 coins less than the offer Sebastiaan gave him, and Sebastiaan ended up charging him 20 coins in total more due to the pain and suffering it took to install magic works 8 on everything...which had to happen twice because people complained they preferred version 7 over 8.

Incident report eleven:

K"Morning Sebastiaan. So, in theory...if my familiar started changing colour randomly. What should I do?"

S"Ooh, that is an easy....wait...you aren't planning on getting me to give you free advice?"

K"What I would never"

S"In that case....I am sure you don't mind bringing him in. I just remember that the issue you described has two possible causes, and I don't want to give you the wrong one"

K"Well played..."

Incident report twelve:

S"Morning flow. Odd to see you here what is the matter?"

F"Morning. Ohh nothing much, my mirror doesn't want to respond to this inscription."

S"Let me...." (Worked flawlessly on his first attempt)

S"Seems fine to me?"

F"What....no that can't be...let me see" (Works flawlessly)

S" Mmm..."

This continued for several weeks till Flow replaced the mirror. The exact issue was never pinpointed, but whenever Sebastiaan was not around it would appear.