flarefloofer

She/her, serial reblogger, writer/artist :3

[flarefloofer]

Intro post!

you probably don't know me but im doing it anyway! I guess that's the point of an intro post tho isn't it-

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Hellooo! Hiiii! I'm called Flare and I don't know how to start this off and I TOTALLY did not copy-paste this-!

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Things to note about me: - ✨ A resident doom-scroller ✨ - Pretending to have original ideas - I click the like button way to much - Will forget about tumblr again within the next 2 hours - Aroace! 💚🤍🖤🤍💜 - Ally 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ - Book worm! - Minor - I like games! I'm terrible at them but I will definitely act like I can beat you - I have a separate blog! @dinoflooof for all the cool interesting things that exist :3 - I actually don't know what to write on this thing so uh bear with me - #flare yatters is now my tag I shall use, considering I'm going the full copying @toastedpotatoes routez - #flare scribbles for my art/writing and #flare yatters about scribbles for yammering about my work! - #IDTF is a tag I’m using for my OC’s universe, the Interdimensional Taskforce! - @ me on anything you think I'd like, because chances are I will like it - @ apexknowsall is my brilliant, fantabulous, absolutely amazing wifey who has no idea I’m putting her here- if she ever posts anything, go swarm her with love from me 💌

♕ Things I like: - ✨ Dragons ✨ - Cats - Snakes! Sneks! - Birbs, borbs, beebs - Animals in general - I love animals- - Science! Love it, plan to major in it! - As said above, I like games! - Books! Books are the reason I'm here, surprisingly- - Food lol - New things! But not too many-! - :3 - ✨ << this emoji right there

Fandoms I'm in: - Wings of Fire <3 - Warrior (cats) - Fablehaven - PJOOO - ✨ THE HUNGER GAMES ✨ - Animator V.S. Animation (AvA) - NINJAGOOO - EPIC The Musical fjhdsk - HAMILTON - The Owl House! - The Dragon Prince - ATLA - KOTLC - Spy x Family - Pokémon - SPIDERVERSE!! - - ✨ KPOP Demon Hunters ✨ - The School Bus Graveyard (SBG) - The Amazing Digital Circus (TADC) - Helluva Boss - Outfox (by Shattered Sona) - Cinderella Boy (Webtoon) - An absurd amount of Webtoons that I won't list - Does it count as a fandom if it's just you and your ocs (#oc posting) - and does it count as a fandom if it's just your ocs rping with your friend's ocs?

Games! I like the following: - MarioKart - ✨ Stardew Valley ✨ - The Legend of Zelda (BoTW) - WolvDen - Minecraft - Among Us / Goose Goose Duck - Terraria - Content Warning - Gartic Phone (unfortunately) - do board games count? - D&D - probably more but it's 12am so uh i'm out of ideas (I'll edit this lol)

....anyways! Nice to meet you! :D

[bigbigtruck]

quotes taken from the source

(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

come back to me most perfect of comics

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[darkestbrook]

[engagemythrusters]

"girl blorbo" okay well where I'm from, they're just called "blorbo"

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[verycrowindeed]

ID: Picture of a Winnie the Pooh cardboard book. The book is open. The left page reads

“Then Pooh says “Yellow — like honey. That’s my favourite color.”

The right page is an illustration of Pooh sitting over the grass with a pot of honey in one hand and his other hand covered in it about to eat it. END ID

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[djinnkala]

Happy pride month, statement!! 🏳️‍🌈

[targetedknowledge]

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

I know literally no one follows me for jojo but I’m still so sad we couldn’t get girl giorno like was intended. like a girl protagonist who's as ruthless and cunning and downright brutal as giorno would have been amazing. people would hate hypothetical girl giorno so much more of course but they’d be wrong and it’d be the best thing ever. we could’ve got a fucked up dhampir mafia boss teenage girl and we didn’t…

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

we could have had it all…

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

before bed. please hear my mourning over not getting a fucked up morally ambiguous teenage girl. i was giorno’s age when i read the series girlrno would have fixed me

[paperplateprose]

i agree with the sentiment but the fact that you used "girlrno" and not the vastly superior "giorlno" pisses me off. donuts you

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit

[byjove]

My dad was a public defender when I was a child and he would have to drive all over the district to visit various defendants in various jails which I thought was very interesting and I liked to hear about his experiences in various jails and how different they all were. He drove me to school every day and sometimes I’d skip in and tell my classmates “My dad is going to the jail in [TOWN/CITY] today!” mind you, I went to public school in a not very nice little town so my teacher’s first thought wasn’t lawyer, she had other students with incarcerated parents. This was also occurring in the south where everyone is nosy as fuck so she eventually called my mother, presumably to scope out why her husband was a jail bird and if the chargers were relevant to me and my education in any way. My mom had to explain that my dad wasn’t an inmate who kept getting transferred and that going to jail is his job.

[flarefloofer]

Had an anxiety spiral about tripping at the pool in the car with my family

and my mom rolled her eyes so I just finished it with “and this is why roads should be paved with pillows.”

and my brother nods and goes “yeah makes sense. probably needs to be thick linen covers though, so they’re more durable.”

[thickness-protection-program]

Adding a fake pocket to a piece of clothing just for the aesthetic should get you a life sentence. I coulda used that pocket.

[a-literate-chicken]

Purple is one of my fav colors

Lavender Cochin with the asexual pride flag

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[almondcroissantsandink]

I've seen this with Stratt and Grace but not Grace and Rocky lol