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I have a cold

and an unsolvable mystery

#my voice #personal #vicks vaporub #it is the devil

i have never encountered a piece of software as infuriating as GiftWorks

#it is the devil #personal #i have been troubleshooting this piece of shit for FOUR AND A HALF HOURS and i have gotten NOWHERE #it suggested i talk to my '''''''''''network administrator or it department''''''''''''' bitch we have 6 people in this office!#it makes me want to leave a bad yelp review like i'm some sort of angry straight mother of three

Me: I love writing

Me while writing: *screams* I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE. WHAT ARE WORDS??? HOW MAKE SENTENCE? *bangs head against desk* *stares at screen*

Me: Just love it

#AAAAAAH #I HATE MY THESIS AND STUFF #IT IS THE DEVIL #also fanfic writing is sometimes like this #ugh #writing #lore rambles #writers #fanfiction #writing fanfiction

Being totally and completely comfortable with your SO:

Pros: Nothing can ever ever go wrong.

Cons: THEY AREN’T TICKLISH ANYMORE.

#I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME TICKLE MY HUSBAND #IT IS THE dEVIL

That One Time Grease Popped and Tried To Assassinate Me

A Short Story by GoddessCru

#Chicken grease #It is the devil #It tried to assassinate me #My whole life flashed before my eyes #Short story

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How entertaining can i be when i have so much barbri homework? Oof bar studying is intense :/

Are you kidding? I did some of my BEST Facebooking while studying for the bar. I mean, first off, I was expected to spend eight hours a day actually *studying* that shit - so procrastination and distraction was kind of essential to my mental health. And there are few things funnier than some of the arcane rules you have to learn for the bar exam. One of those things? The *ridiculous* hypotheticals and questions that bar examiners come up with. And the loopier and more stressed you get, the funnier it all becomes. My law school friends and I had a ball posting and commenting on each others bar-related FB stuff.

Oh! And it may be too early in your studying for you to really appreciate this (not sure how many practice tests you're taking now - that really ramps up later when you're done with the classes) but I laughed so hard I cried when I saw it the first time. Almost a year after we took the bar, my friend's wife thanked me for sending this to her wife while we were studying because "it was the first time she'd laughed in WEEKS" and "for the rest of the time studying, she'd laugh and mutter 'douchacre' randomly." [Note, this version isn't the original one, but that one appears to have been taken down.]