#it was amusing

[adulthoodisokay]

Shot:

Chaser:

[snips-fics]

I'm currently working at a quilting store, and I find it very funny when an elderly couple comes in to look for fabrics and you can immediately tell that the wife is on a holy crusade in the name of quilting and the husband has been called to be her humble squire

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

i’m always shocked whenever someone describes me as physically flexible. like. i’m just moving :) bendy :)

[lilianthium]

had to be taken home from group bc im severely ill and as we were driving back the only other passenger in the van was like "are we dropping the female off first" and i, still possessing a sense of humor and an instinct to make men afraid, elicited my classic shark grin and echoed "the female??" which made everyone immediately awkward & uncomfortable

[makalauriels]

Rings of Power characters as Troubled Birds: Bonus joke

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5/ 6/ 7/ Galadriel special/ Bonus joke

[babblingstacey]

WTF machine? That's not a baby!

It's a girl! They decided to name her Gerdie!

Iggy's still freaked out by the machines working on Julissa.

[lit-in-thy-heart]

That had been how they'd managed to draw Gwaine out of his own head in the early days – by stitching their souls seamlessly into his veins through the intimacy of their touch – and Gwaine responded to the movement reflexively, resting his forehead against Elyan's and gripping Percival’s calf.

i just think them tangled up in each other–