Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey (2026), the world's loudest, most vaguely Mediterranean-looking Apocalypse Now fanfiction, featuring:
Jacked Old Man PTSD
Robert "chewing at the scenery" Pattinson
Telemachus's kilt
"the People from the Sea was us all along"
most ballsack-looking Polyphemus perhaps ever
the Prancing Pony tavern
Zendaya for 1 minute
Circe body horror extraordinaire
Zeus's law that no one gives a shit about
Calypso in fishnets (not what you're thinking)
allegedly the fall of civilisation
Batman at the gates of Troy
Occasionally Women













